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>be 2024
>I go outside for the first time years
>the fappening changed everything
>JLaws nudes sparked a revolution
>every conflict in the world abruptly ended as everyone was to busy fapping
>as I walk down the overgrown street, I see what appears to be Zoe Quinn
>She sits on the side of the curb dying
>"C-cum c-c-cum I-I need cum" she says in a pathetic voice
>Much of her kind died out after the fappening
>With no more cum to norish them sluts began to starve out
>SJWs began to crumble to dust as everyone was to busy fapping to give them attention
>As I walk further on down, I see others
>I notice that there are a very few children amongst them
>JLaws nudes made sex obsolete
>An entire generation never born
>The world population has dropped significantly
>Overcrowding is no longer an issue
>Bill nye comes out with his cock in hand and declares global warming has ended
>The sea levels recede
>With no government, we can start over
>A new constitution is drafted, no more tyranny
>Due to everyone fapping, we all forgot about Ebola
>It seems the entire population of Africa has been completely obliterated
>Nothing if value was lost
> The world is finally ready to move on