Women are moons. 79% of men are asteroids. Asteroids sometimes orbit and occasionally rage-impact into moons. Beta orbiters are asteroids who sometimes get orbiter's remorse and crash into moons out of spite. Rogue moons lost in the asteroid belt suffer the most from this. Of course a moon will never be interested in small and insignificant asteroids. She's more interested in a planet. Planets are chads. 20% of men are planets and 80% of the women seek VIP access to them, either through competition to be the only moon or through begrudging cooperation in stable but separate orbits around the planet. Moons and planets form codependent bonds. Moons cause tides on the planets driving the development of life on them, while the planets give the smaller otherwise helpless moons a stable orbit. Any moon whose planet suddenly vanishes will instantly have an unstable orbit and fly off into the cold loneliness of space where eggs go to die and cats surely await.