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Anonymous ID:OrAjHM6W Wed 22 Jan 2020 09:06:20 No.9422448 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9422453 >>9422466 >>9422475 >>9423254 >>9423383 >>9424268

My friend set me up on a blind date tomorrow night. How do you tell girls you have a scat fetish?

Duke Fucking Nukem !M7duKeNuKM

Duke Fucking Nukem !M7duKeNuKM ID:ey8AGmK6 Wed 22 Jan 2020 09:12:51 No.9422453 Report

Quoted By: >>9423238 >>9424268

>>9422448
You don't.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:whoUpqno Wed 22 Jan 2020 09:21:44 No.9422461 Report

Quoted By: >>9423238 >>9424268

>I came here to eat shit, and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/xcHkjHx Wed 22 Jan 2020 09:24:27 No.9422466 Report

Quoted By: >>9423238

>>9422448
Yonkers...?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Tq8mvlZc Wed 22 Jan 2020 09:37:23 No.9422475 Report

Quoted By: >>9422479 >>9423238

>>9422448
Yeah erm, I'd leave that for the 2nd date.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/xcHkjHx Wed 22 Jan 2020 09:40:03 No.9422479 Report

Quoted By: >>9423238

>>9422475
Date number 2?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OrAjHM6W Wed 22 Jan 2020 13:58:17 No.9423238 Report

Quoted By: >>9423553

>>9422453
Then how will she find out?

>>9422461
Does this work?

>>9422466
I am not him.

>>9422475
>>9422479
Hmm.... I'll have to consider this.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eLLibUXo Wed 22 Jan 2020 14:06:45 No.9423254 Report

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>>9422448
Shit your pants at the end of the date to test the waters and see if she likes it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o6uwDdbO Wed 22 Jan 2020 14:32:57 No.9423354 Report

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Do enjoy the smell of your own shit? Have you had a woman shit on you before? Are you sure it wont make you vomit?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ajt5rczI Wed 22 Jan 2020 14:50:06 No.9423383 Report

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>>9422448
Shit on her seat before she arrives.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rYsb5HOU Wed 22 Jan 2020 15:00:09 No.9423394 Report

Quoted By: >>9424268

Bring a yonkers body pillow with you

Duke Fucking Nukem !M7duKeNuKM

Duke Fucking Nukem !M7duKeNuKM ID:ey8AGmK6 Wed 22 Jan 2020 16:18:26 No.9423553 Report

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>>9423238
thats one of those things you dont do until you're very close with the girl, saying it on the first date is the easiest way to plane crash ur relationship

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:77AJSbLH Wed 22 Jan 2020 16:22:45 No.9423563 Report

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You’re gonna make a blind girl take a shit on you, anon?

Ressettius [test][/chen/][k0t][house of bears]

Ressettius [test][/chen/][k0t][house of bears] ID:jiFwne2g Wed 22 Jan 2020 19:34:52 No.9424268 Report

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>>9422461
>>9423394
Jej
>>9422448
See>>9422453

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