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Anon ID:B5IzMBG5 Tue 28 Jan 2020 14:19:35 No.9453412 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9453422 >>9455297 >>9455375

c'mon my anons and anonettes

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Anonymous ID:rsBAqaP5 Tue 28 Jan 2020 14:23:05 No.9453422 Report

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>>9453412
Okay so Amethyst came to my house and embarrassed me by mocking me maybe.

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ჶ_Muerte_ჶ ID:gP2Pg4hF Tue 28 Jan 2020 14:40:51 No.9453460 Report

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There's nothing funny to do.

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Anonymous ID:yQneetYo Tue 28 Jan 2020 19:37:54 No.9455288 Report

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>>9453422
yonkers

kULT OF kEK

kULT OF kEK ID:HNM9z3pX Tue 28 Jan 2020 19:39:54 No.9455297 Report

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>>9453412

I've never been on Redit, and this even sounds like a Redit thread to me

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Anonymous ID:Gqlxnq7c Tue 28 Jan 2020 19:52:15 No.9455375 Report

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>>9453412
one time when i was taking a piss in my own bathroom, i thought i had to fart so i did but i ended up shitting myself by accident

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Anonymous ID:BYAJOGzN Tue 28 Jan 2020 20:05:48 No.9455451 Report

Quoted By: >>9455459 >>9455534

>be me
>use tinder
>meet up with another cute white guy like me
>we ended up having car sex
>during it he was pounding my ass for about 10-15 minutes
>also his dick was too big to handle so I told stop him to stop.
>I didn't feel comfortable giving him a blowjob
>and he drove me back home.
tl;dr had car sex with a guy and didn't let him cum. Went home and he ended up ghosting me after that.

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Anonymous ID:zutmgBRk Tue 28 Jan 2020 20:07:55 No.9455459 Report

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>>9455451
Oh ye he said a vagina felt way better than my asshole
and made me kinda depressed and sad.
Supposed to feel the same or better.
I don't like the thought of women doing better than me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UStI7lAV Tue 28 Jan 2020 20:23:24 No.9455534 Report

Quoted By: >>9455559

>>9455451
>>9455459
>the anus is not for penis
you learned a little slow but you got there in the end bro

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Anonymous ID:r2zFDPuO Tue 28 Jan 2020 20:29:48 No.9455559 Report

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>>9455534
I just wasn't prepared.
He was above average. Which I didn't expect

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Anonymous ID:UStI7lAV Tue 28 Jan 2020 20:33:57 No.9455582 Report

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>>9455559
you learned nothing
i see

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