>>9466781He's called Ammie, which is a very uninspired name considering he's a Green Amazon, I didn't name him, I looked after him while a neighbor was in hospital and then she died, lumbering me with him. She had bought about 8 years ago him and assumed he was a juve, as when she bought him his feet were smooth. Now his plumage is dulling which suggests he is much older than suspected, but chances are he will outlive me, too.
He's annoying as fuck. He breaks into early Cliff Richard songs but then remixes them into unintelligible messes. I hate Cliff Richard. You'll try all week to get him to say something to no avail but get a new phone and he's nailed every notification tone on first hearing. He actively taunts my sisters dog and ends up with his cage on the floor and then will bitch and moan for 3 days about it. He's a cunt but I'd never sell him.
He's currently in the custody of my aunty, but I'm getting him back soon
