I'm bored, /bant/. Let's do a quick flag-based quest.

Starting this off quick and sweet, you're a (old-enough) woman who owns a movie store in Kelumbia, Raineland (of the ShillHole planet, of course).

Since you were an orphan from Earth, no-one knows your real name, but people usually call you [US Flag decides].

Despite running a worn down movie store, you're actually quite handy in [Canadian Flag decides].