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>be me
>Kosovar farmer
>1980
>Josip Broz Tito fucking dies
>Yugoslavia goes apeshit
>3 years later
>concert in Zagreb shows mashup of porn with Tito
>kek
>2 years after that
>I feel sudden urge to insert bottle up my asshole
>feels good
>suddenly it slides in too far
>ohshit.jpg
>have to go to hospital
>publicly claimed I was attacked and raped with a bottle by 2 Albanians
I am pretty disappointed 4chan didn't pick up on this story.
>Kosovar farmer
>1980
>Josip Broz Tito fucking dies
>Yugoslavia goes apeshit
>3 years later
>concert in Zagreb shows mashup of porn with Tito
>kek
>2 years after that
>I feel sudden urge to insert bottle up my asshole
>feels good
>suddenly it slides in too far
>ohshit.jpg
>have to go to hospital
>publicly claimed I was attacked and raped with a bottle by 2 Albanians
I am pretty disappointed 4chan didn't pick up on this story.