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Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 21:38:58 No.9473855 View View Reply Original Report

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>a random chinese person has just sneezed on you
what do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 21:40:27 No.9473856 Report

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>>9473855
I get WuFlu and die a miserable death in pain. But happy because I'm not racist and neither is Trump who kept the borders open.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 21:40:33 No.9473857 Report

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>>9473855
rip their head off and shit down their neck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 21:41:54 No.9473858 Report

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Stop breathing instantly and wipe myself down completely with Clorox bleach wipes, deploy Lysol antiviral spray liberally head to toe, begin intense vitamin C therapy, come at me
>Have never had the flu since starting my regime numerous years ago
>This is me. Japanese. Chinese shit cannot penetrate samurai.
>>241786083

Read and learn

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 21:41:54 No.9473859 Report

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>>9473855
make a bread where digits decides

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 21:42:51 No.9473860 Report

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>>9473855
Sneeze on the nearest wh*Te

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 21:43:23 No.9473861 Report

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>>9473855
take all my clothes off and run to the nearest shower or jump in a pond

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 21:43:26 No.9473862 Report

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>>9473855
I say "God bless you" as I have a 0.000001443 chance of that person being infected

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 21:44:30 No.9473863 Report

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Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 21:45:10 No.9473864 Report

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>>9473862
>a person outside of china is much more likely to migrate/travel
>0.000001443
k

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 21:45:29 No.9473865 Report

Quoted By: >>9473873

>>9473855
kiss chinese
Fly to Africa
kiss niggers

Survive due to my superior white dna

Watch African niggers die
Laugh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 21:47:08 No.9473866 Report

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>>9473855
>Be White
>die from WuFlu

Pick one

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 21:47:42 No.9473867 Report

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>>9473855
sneeze back

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 21:48:05 No.9473868 Report

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>>9473864
"A random chinese person" there are 1 billion chinese people only 2000 are infected

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 21:48:17 No.9473869 Report

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>>9473855
i-i-i-i'd COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM EVERYWHERE HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 21:49:08 No.9473870 Report

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>>9473855
Shoot them for self defense from their biological attacks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 21:51:49 No.9473871 Report

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Go to texas and sneeze on some /pol/acks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 21:52:06 No.9473872 Report

Quoted By: >>9473875

>>9473855
Go on a coofing rampage

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 21:52:40 No.9473873 Report

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>>9473865
You're first on the day of the rope kissing a nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 21:53:16 No.9473874 Report

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>>9473855
Acid attack

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 21:54:09 No.9473875 Report

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>>9473872
Checked and kekked.
Haven't seen this one

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 21:54:45 No.9473876 Report

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>>9473855
>Ask them their pronouns
>they say "Zhe"
>I say "your pronouns, not your last name!"
>Chinky thinks hes reall funny and says my name is "Ah Choo"
>I say well my name is "Yu Wu Zi" and I throw hot coffee in his lap and kick him down stairs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xa28vmsu Fri 31 Jan 2020 22:02:37 No.9473894 Report

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bump for the best thread currently on bant

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s9nd6K1f Fri 31 Jan 2020 22:07:58 No.9473913 Report

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>>9473855
>come to bant
>say later virgins
>leave thread
later virgins

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QvDlFav4 Fri 31 Jan 2020 22:11:08 No.9473922 Report

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>>9473855
I'd gladly accept our lord and saviour, corona-chan.
Although, there are 1,38 bi chinese, total infected cases less than 10.000.. my chances are around 0.00000724637

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