Ha ha, wouldn't it be so wacky if your childhood friend got super angry at you and pulled you over her knee to spank you? And then everybody around you comes to watch and laugh as you're beaten by this weak woman and you cry and beg for her to stop because of the pain? LMAO, and then you get ostracized by society and the only one who would take you in was the woman who beat you so you become her slave and get constant beatings for the slightest mistakes and the occasional handjob if you behave yourself. That would be totally wacky, lol.