>>9498655Portuguese are closely related to poop I can confirm this due to the state of their country despite it being European. I do not know why you would want to taint your strong Spaniard bloodline with a potato farmer, but I guess you can find them in the streets past 12 am. They usually have a thick accent and say “bOi wOulD you Like A nIght wIth mE” while sounding like a Russian spy.