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Cortana viruz

ID:PhWwDDaU No.9522637 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Alright retards, so I think I cracked a theory for why corvona virus yes? Here
>Chinese people are upset at British Hong Kongeniese protestors in 2019
>Chinese people take Ohio woman, make viris
>Actually make syphilis cure instead
>Lunadoesntwantit.mp7
>Its not that
>Chinese people make plan
>Construct Viruz from Deus Ex without Ambrosia cure
>Float it boat to sea to sleep at bleep
>lands in Woohoo china
>spreads into china, infecting the chinese people
>Shitty national healthcare cant help chinese people, Cortana viris kills people
>Halo does kill people is confined
>Tfw people stop caring about hong kong anyways
>Chinese tfw (that face what) when everyone iz ghoul now
>This could of been avoided if you just didn't fuck with Hong Kong you zipper heads