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Anonymous ID:K4CdFkrl Sun 09 Feb 2020 09:54:25 No.9523109 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9523139 >>9523141 >>9523325 >>9523553 >>9523660 >>9523709 >>9523717 >>9524007 >>9526262

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Anonymous ID:dLsCMPCg Sun 09 Feb 2020 10:19:31 No.9523139 Report

Quoted By: >>9523260

>>9523109
im a bad man

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Anonymous ID:mz1tYFwX Sun 09 Feb 2020 10:21:06 No.9523141 Report

Quoted By: >>9523260

>>9523109
I just realized that hitler did rude things. I always cherished his words, because (pol( said he was a good man. Now I feel bad.

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Anonymous ID:K4CdFkrl Sun 09 Feb 2020 11:48:57 No.9523260 Report

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>>9523139
My child, this in itself is a nature of man. But with a virtue of free granted by our Lord will we can overcome bad things and strive to the goodness that is also with us at all times.
>>9523141
Words can often be deceitful and should not be taken at face value. Blind faith without understanding is very dangerous after all. Of course even words meant to deceit others can bring the wisdom of their own.

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Anonymous ID:A2mA8/XI Sun 09 Feb 2020 12:27:40 No.9523317 Report

Quoted By: >>9523325 >>9523350

ok I can't relate with any other romantic media except anime
I hate all kind of Chinese cartoons but when we are talking about harem ecchi shit or romantic comedy garbage I could spend nights without sleeping just to finish one
they are all the same, whit the same cliche situations and the same characters repeated every fucking time, sometimes Im on the verge of crying in small lapses when I realize what Im watching but I always come back
WHY I CAN ONLY RELATE TO CARTOONS CHARACTERS???
is it because I wasted all my teen days? please end this pain I want to die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hjJpKUYF Sun 09 Feb 2020 12:38:43 No.9523325 Report

Quoted By: >>9523362

>>9523109
I hate humanity and hope it disappears, and i unironically like Hitler.
>>9523317
Welcome to my world.

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Anonymous ID:K4CdFkrl Sun 09 Feb 2020 12:51:51 No.9523350 Report

Quoted By: >>9523386

>>9523317
>I hate all kind of Chinese cartoons but when we are talking about harem ecchi shit or romantic comedy garbage I could spend nights without sleeping just to finish one
>they are all the same, whit the same cliche situations and the same characters repeated every fucking time, sometimes Im on the verge of crying in small lapses when I realize what Im watching but I always come back
Don't kid yourself. All kinds of media share have their cliches. It's not that special.
>WHY I CAN ONLY RELATE TO CARTOONS CHARACTERS???
is it because I wasted all my teen days? please end this pain I want to die
Most of these anime stuff is set in the high school or around this time. It's probably intentional. It gives the lost days to those that never experienced them. For me it always was too pandering so i never got into it but i get the appeal. And however harsh it may sound if you watch stuff like this (all the time) you might have already given up on fulfilling your romantic dreams. You can try and forget about painful past and move on. This way you won't cling to 'what could have been'. I know how comfy living in nostalgia is. So yes it's a difficult thing to do but still possible if you have strong enough willpower.

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Anonymous ID:K4CdFkrl Sun 09 Feb 2020 12:58:26 No.9523362 Report

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>>9523325
>I hate humanity and hope it disappears, and i unironically like Hitler.
>and i unironically like Hitler.
Hating others because of your own undoing is rather common. And well putting 'liking Hitler' on the pedestal is a bit childish don't you think? I remember back in middle school when i was saying similar things but more specified. Something along the lines of:
>I know that many people died but if he had one it would be prize worth paying.
I remember how smug i was because of opinions like that. Looked down on the 'sheep' while being in the fantasy world of '1000 year reich'.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A2mA8/XI Sun 09 Feb 2020 13:09:38 No.9523386 Report

Quoted By: >>9523615

>>9523350
>Don't kid yourself. All kinds of media share have their cliches. It's not that special.
as you said you never got in to it
its always the same shit repeated one time and another, is like the groundhog day but with
>le child promis
>le beach episode
>le I get by mistake in the girl baths episode
>le I fall by mistake on your tits situation and other girl in the harem watch us situation
>le stupid main character that doesnt realizes the girl feelings
>le girl who cant stop eating
>le girl that...
you catch me right I could go on for hours
but with all of that said I can't stop watching this shit

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Anonymous ID:BkehDU5c Sun 09 Feb 2020 13:11:28 No.9523553 Report

Quoted By: >>9523558 >>9523619 >>9523629

>>9523109
some years ago in english class we had to make a presentation about something we like and in my stupidity i decided to make it about adam sandler and its been haunting me ever since

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Fenrir ID:oNBunQzv Sun 09 Feb 2020 13:12:58 No.9523558 Report

Quoted By: >>9523618 >>9523619

>>9523553
Click

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Anonymous ID:K4CdFkrl Sun 09 Feb 2020 13:14:15 No.9523615 Report

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>>9523386
Maybe it's just your guilty pleasure then? And well yea nippon goes to the extremes in every field of life. What i meant was that people watch things that are repetitive and known exactly because of it. It reinforces their world view, doesn't challenge them in any way. It's a perfect fantasy loop in a way.

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Anonymous ID:BkehDU5c Sun 09 Feb 2020 13:15:47 No.9523618 Report

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>>9523558
please dont, you're evoking unpleasant fmemories

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:K4CdFkrl Sun 09 Feb 2020 13:16:28 No.9523619 Report

Quoted By: >>9523628

>>9523553
I... I don't know what to say to that. I'm sorry it's just to bizarre.
Well... Ok what did Adam do to receive such a devotion from you?
>>9523558
*bzzz* *bzzz*

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:BkehDU5c Sun 09 Feb 2020 13:20:36 No.9523628 Report

Quoted By: >>9523685

>>9523619
i dont know, adam sandler was the first thing i thought when the teacher told us abut the project and i have to wake up every morning knowing i did something like that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tpw+h+vR Sun 09 Feb 2020 13:21:58 No.9523629 Report

Quoted By: >>9523685

>>9523553
I made a speech on postmodernism for English class and namedropped David Foster Wallace because I browsed /lit/ at the time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ttGw/n/T Sun 09 Feb 2020 13:25:31 No.9523634 Report

Quoted By: >>9523685

i posted astolfos on bant

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6xcEMJpi Sun 09 Feb 2020 13:27:56 No.9523639 Report

Quoted By: >>9523685

i have nothing to confess

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Anonymous ID:5biEPG1W Sun 09 Feb 2020 13:35:26 No.9523660 Report

Quoted By: >>9523685

>>9523109
You will just get a boner listening to our sins, won't you, Kirei Kotomine?

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Anonymous ID:K4CdFkrl Sun 09 Feb 2020 13:48:28 No.9523685 Report

Quoted By: >>9523698

>>9523628
Maybe it was a will of our Lord. He has great plans for you.
>>9523629
Exchange of thought and ideas should not be stressful regardless of the topic and your biases.
>>9523634
What are your reasons for actions such as these?
>>9523639
I hope so. Otherwise you lied during sacred ritual. And that you shouldn't do.
>>9523660
I guess it depends. It might bring enjoyment and satisfaction if nothing else. That is given. I have this feeling that you are considering this to be a bad thing somehow. Our Lord is an architect of our primal impulses from the beginning of time. Thus it shouldn't be stigmatised if done in good will.
Surely you agree?

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Anonymous ID:BkehDU5c Sun 09 Feb 2020 13:53:57 No.9523698 Report

Quoted By: >>9523760

>>9523685
i dont like this plan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ULRNKbJj Sun 09 Feb 2020 13:58:09 No.9523709 Report

Quoted By: >>9523760 >>9523786

>>9523109
i dont seed my torrents

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7FuuXrEs Sun 09 Feb 2020 14:00:16 No.9523717 Report

Quoted By: >>9523760

>>9523109
I want to die

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:K4CdFkrl Sun 09 Feb 2020 14:22:09 No.9523760 Report

Quoted By: >>9523777

>>9523698
You might in time.
>>9523709
I hope you have good reasons for this very bad behaviour.
>>9523717
Why is that?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ULRNKbJj Sun 09 Feb 2020 14:28:06 No.9523777 Report

Quoted By: >>9523783 >>9523876

>>9523760
i do not

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ULRNKbJj Sun 09 Feb 2020 14:29:12 No.9523783 Report

Quoted By: >>9523876

>>9523777
i got trips though so i guess its ok

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dnC17Th8 Sun 09 Feb 2020 14:30:19 No.9523786 Report

Quoted By: >>9523813 >>9523876

>>9523709
People like you rot in hell

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ULRNKbJj Sun 09 Feb 2020 14:42:05 No.9523813 Report

Quoted By: >>9523876

>>9523786
but i got trips

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:M0gqTjN0 Sun 09 Feb 2020 14:55:13 No.9523875 Report

Quoted By: >>9523890 >>9523896 >>9524068

I refuse to act my age as there is no good reason to
my room reeks of cum and weed and I like the smell I don't want to ventilate my room since I feel at ease in it
I wish to murder all of my kin one day, once mass murder becomes a viable option; setting the house ablaze while I'm at friends house and all those cucks are writhing in agony of burning flesh
I stole a STOP sign
I cum regularly on my figurines
I drink my cum with yoghurt so I absorb all the lost testosterone hidding within it
I once wanted to drug a friend of mine and rape her but allas I couldn't slip scopolamine in her drink without her noticing the bitter taste

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:K4CdFkrl Sun 09 Feb 2020 14:55:20 No.9523876 Report

Quoted By: >>9523905

>>9523777
>>9523783
>>9523786
>>9523813
Yes the holy trinity cleanses your souls. You are forgiven. Rejoice boy.

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C¤©¤ℕυͳ !!ejZnhfeYlll ID:HG0aJWwB Sun 09 Feb 2020 14:58:14 No.9523883 Report

Quoted By: >>9523907

I will kill myself in 12 years

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Anonymous ID:AgAkIm8r Sun 09 Feb 2020 14:59:55 No.9523890 Report

Quoted By: >>9523907 >>9523934

>>9523875
>I drink my cum with yoghurt so I absorb all the lost testosterone hidding within it
Kek, the only way to keep testosterone in your body is do not cooming. Stop using drugs, loser.

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Anonymous ID:K4CdFkrl Sun 09 Feb 2020 15:01:43 No.9523896 Report

Quoted By: >>9523934

>>9523875
This are all severe sins my child. It's also clear that you are on endless slippery slope right now. Before we dwell into the things you did can you tell me your age? It seems to be the first thing that you were concerned about when writing your post.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ULRNKbJj Sun 09 Feb 2020 15:06:31 No.9523905 Report

Quoted By: >>9523915

>>9523876
thanks kotomine although im still mad at you because of fate stay night

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Anonymous ID:K4CdFkrl Sun 09 Feb 2020 15:06:42 No.9523907 Report

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>>9523883
Explain yourself as to why do it at thi very specific date. Is the number itself of importance to you?
>>9523890
Making fun of people may be sign of issues tht you refuse to accept. Talk to me my child. Pour out the sins that haunt you still.

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Anonymous ID:K4CdFkrl Sun 09 Feb 2020 15:11:29 No.9523915 Report

Quoted By: >>9523982

>>9523905
Oh i beg your pardon. Is there something specific that i might have done that was upsetting to you? I was under the impression that my actions were clearly the product of my unshakable faith and desire to fill the world with emotions that were clearly lacking. I truly was, but maybe i was blind to the effects that affected some people.

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Anonymous ID:M0gqTjN0 Sun 09 Feb 2020 15:19:46 No.9523934 Report

Quoted By: >>9523945 >>9523955 >>9524011

>>9523890
T doesn't get nuked by stomach and paincreas juice so it should be okay
my acne swell up afterwards but I can in turn COOM more frequently with greater pleasure so I guess it's a small price
>>9523896
hai hai, I am 19 years of age
I act like a dingus and shits all fucked you better believe it
haste now, priest! what am I to do for repentance of my sins
should I nail my niece on a cross?
should I bake some communion waffers and offer them to collegues on uni?

CRUDE MACHINERY IS NOT BUILT TO LAST

CRUDE MACHINERY IS NOT BUILT TO LAST ID:RCnlezn1 Sun 09 Feb 2020 15:21:02 No.9523941 Report

Quoted By: >>9524011

I've no such things to bark to those of ye.

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Anonymous ID:AgAkIm8r Sun 09 Feb 2020 15:23:28 No.9523945 Report

Quoted By: >>9523955

>>9523934
Are you losing your hair after prolonged cooming sessions?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUmjh7w/ Sun 09 Feb 2020 15:26:39 No.9523949 Report

Quoted By: >>9524011

I fucked your mommy and sister

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Anonymous ID:M0gqTjN0 Sun 09 Feb 2020 15:29:24 No.9523955 Report

Quoted By: >>9524011

>>9523934
I wanted do say COOMunion waffers, forgive me, I am disgraphya
>>9523945
not really, my hair is long and greassy as always, my beard is growing slowly in patches but more frequwntly and my prostate makes me pee all the time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ULRNKbJj Sun 09 Feb 2020 15:44:18 No.9523982 Report

Quoted By: >>9524021

>>9523915
thats bullshit but i believe it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NBBRMMeD Sun 09 Feb 2020 15:54:04 No.9524007 Report

Quoted By: >>9524021

>>9523109
i enjoy masturbating lying down with my legs up in the air and back bent so that my penis is pointed at my mouth and then edging and swallowing all the precum that comes out
i dont cum in my mouth or on my face though because im not a fag

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Anonymous ID:K4CdFkrl Sun 09 Feb 2020 15:55:22 No.9524011 Report

Quoted By: >>9524026

>>9523934
>>9523955
>, I am 19 years
There is a long way before you. Everything is yet to be set in stone.
>should I nail my niece on a cross?
Only if she is a greater sinner than you.
I suppose the repentance needs to be chosen accordingly... I think it might even help you.
You need to stay in chastity for at least a month. If you can't make it you are going on the cross instead of your niece.
>>9523941
I'm sorry to ask by are Romanian people turning into dogs? And if so how did such miracle/herecy occur there?
>>9523949
Unfortunate for you i don't have a sister so your whole statement is untrue. And since lying is a sin you will need to do 10 push-ups. And with every 'up' you need to say 'I'm sorry Lord'. Do it right now.

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Anonymous ID:K4CdFkrl Sun 09 Feb 2020 15:59:49 No.9524021 Report

Quoted By: >>9524064

>>9523982
It's true. All of it. I never lie.
>>9524007
That sounds extremely uncomfortable and probably unhealthy. Doing acts such as these might prove to be your undoing. And know this: the Lord is not happy with you. Mark my words you will have to pay for it one way or another.

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Anonymous ID:M0gqTjN0 Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:01:42 No.9524026 Report

Quoted By: >>9524041

>>9524011
but you can't be serious, I can't waste away one day without cooming, how do you expect me to last a whole month
I have no onahole to spill my seed into
my prostate, it is going to burst
have mercy on me I will poke my peen with needles every day just please don't take my cooming habbit away

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:K4CdFkrl Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:11:09 No.9524041 Report

Quoted By: >>9524056

>>9524026
I'm under the impression that every 'repentance' you suggest isn't a punishment at all. So you are ready do anything but you need to be able to still dwell in this 'habbit' of yours?

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Anonymous ID:M0gqTjN0 Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:16:21 No.9524056 Report

Quoted By: >>9524085

>>9524041
a tradeoff, that is all I suggest
I am no man of virtue but I ask to be a man of no sin
something to punish me for my transgressions
or good deeds to balance out the evil within
I don't want to get nailed, not in sexual matter not on the cross and definitively not in the sexual matter on the cross

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QFmzmyGu Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:19:16 No.9524064 Report

Quoted By: >>9524090

>>9524021
the lord is gay for watching me masturbate

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tpw+h+vR Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:21:32 No.9524068 Report

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>>9523875
Pretty astonishing that you tried to shame me for liking piss when you have all this shit going on, Croatia.

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Anonymous ID:K4CdFkrl Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:26:43 No.9524085 Report

Quoted By: >>9524141

>>9524056
You are coming out as a man of his word. Know that the Lord can be generous as much as He can be harsh. I shall change the verdict. You need to ruin every single of your orgasms for a week (And judging by the type of a man you are you surely know what it means) and every time you do you need to say 'I'm sorry Lord for i have sinned'.. This is the best what you can hope for. Be glad and repent.

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Anonymous ID:K4CdFkrl Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:29:46 No.9524090 Report

Quoted By: >>9524108

>>9524064
Our Lord created everything around us. He stands above all and cannot be compared with any being in the world. Tell me: What motivates you on the path you have chosen?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NIpl4Gdj Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:31:26 No.9524093 Report

Quoted By: >>9524598

I trash public bathrooms when I use them. I also got my friends to refer to janitors "Jannies"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TwxUzcwi Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:35:03 No.9524108 Report

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>>9524090
doesnt make him any less of a faggot lol

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Anonymous ID:M0gqTjN0 Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:50:56 No.9524141 Report

Quoted By: >>9524598

>>9524085
Aligator, I will make certain I follow your instructions, so God be my witness I will cut my right hand and toss it into the fire before I will live the life of all sin for no good
you will not be dissapointed, Kotomine san

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Anonymous ID:K4CdFkrl Sun 09 Feb 2020 17:25:15 No.9524598 Report

Quoted By: >>9525273

>>9524141
Yoroshi! I'm glad that you decided to stand up and fix your life(even just a little bit). Revel in the pain that you will endure. Know that it's merely a sign of your soul being cleansed. But be sure to not give in to conceit, for you have only just begun the journey to the realm of the righteous.
>>9524093
Seems extremely unnecessary. Wasting both your and jannies time.

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Anonymous ID:M0gqTjN0 Sun 09 Feb 2020 20:09:27 No.9525273 Report

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>>9524598
thanks for putting trust in me
I will not dissapoint
by the end only orgasms I will enjoy will be the ones of procreation and love, or I will die trying

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VJ1efJ7f Sun 09 Feb 2020 22:19:43 No.9526262 Report

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>>9523109
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