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Anonymous ID:viiGPbP/ Fri 09 Jun 2017 02:24:24 No.952401 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>952482 >>952490 >>953211 >>953253 >>953270

Does anyone else stand up to wipe their ass?

My friends say its weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x+oSGC7L Fri 09 Jun 2017 02:31:46 No.952459 Report

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i stay seated to wipe, unless i just go in to piss and happen to feel my crack itching a bit, then i wipe a couple times standing. its not that weird, whats weird is that somehow it came up in a conversation and someone found out about it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SFQVRTgF Fri 09 Jun 2017 02:33:42 No.952482 Report

Quoted By: >>952495 >>952677

>>952401
Ive always stood up to wipe. howre you even gonna wipe sitting down? Back to front?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EpXywW12 Fri 09 Jun 2017 02:34:21 No.952490 Report

Quoted By: >>952811

>>952401
Right here buddy. That has been a topic of interest of mine for some time. It tends to be about 50/50 sitting/standing but most people have no idea the other group even exists.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v1reO3TX Fri 09 Jun 2017 02:34:44 No.952495 Report

Quoted By: >>952677

>>952482
This

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SFQVRTgF Fri 09 Jun 2017 02:36:24 No.952508 Report

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I guess itd be different for grills, if they just pissed i can see wiping their cooch back to front sitting down. Gonna get a uti from that shit tho

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UCPXtZxy Fri 09 Jun 2017 02:40:21 No.952556 Report

Quoted By: >>952598 >>952695

I legit have to stand. I have wookie hair down there. I would rather fly my plane into the amazon rainforest if I can reach the sweet spot landing zone.

Otherwise if I wipe sitting down I'll just have to shower afterwards. Sometimes the fur gets matted , clumped and sticky so the only way to get clean is to pull hair out first, then wipe. At least I know I can't get raped without giving someone rope burn on their dick.

Life is challenging enough as it is, stand up to wipe.

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Anonymous ID:SFQVRTgF Fri 09 Jun 2017 02:44:36 No.952598 Report

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>>952556

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Anonymous ID:InrdsGxx Fri 09 Jun 2017 02:51:07 No.952677 Report

Quoted By: >>952692 >>952749 >>952801

>>952482
>>952495
No, you lean to the opposite side of whatever your wiping hand is on and then reach around and wipe front to back like the rest of the human race you disgusting third-world troglodytes.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:viiGPbP/ Fri 09 Jun 2017 02:52:10 No.952692 Report

Quoted By: >>952708

>>952677
That requires way more effort and maneuvering.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:InrdsGxx Fri 09 Jun 2017 02:52:33 No.952695 Report

Quoted By: >>952721 >>952743 >>952747

>>952556
SHAVE YOUR ASS YOU GROSS MOTHERFUCKER

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:InrdsGxx Fri 09 Jun 2017 02:53:18 No.952708 Report

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>>952692
Literally 0 effort.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UCPXtZxy Fri 09 Jun 2017 02:54:03 No.952721 Report

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>>952695
Wookies don't shave. Also I think it looks cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:viiGPbP/ Fri 09 Jun 2017 02:55:35 No.952743 Report

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>>952695
>SHAVE YOUR ASS

I hope you're female, otherwise fag. Also tits or gtfo.

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Anonymous ID:OOVVfXbx Fri 09 Jun 2017 02:56:01 No.952747 Report

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>>952695
shaved ass is a nightmare. you get swamp ass and feel your cheeks rubbing when you walk

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Anonymous ID:SFQVRTgF Fri 09 Jun 2017 02:56:09 No.952749 Report

Quoted By: >>952781

>>952677

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:InrdsGxx Fri 09 Jun 2017 02:58:29 No.952781 Report

Quoted By: >>952831

>>952749
Sometimes I wish you could report someone for using old normalfag-tier memes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:j5vLNSJg Fri 09 Jun 2017 03:00:37 No.952801 Report

Quoted By: >>952842

>>952677
sometimes I stand sometimes i sit, but ive never wiped by reaching behind, i always reach under the balls

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6V56GJk8 Fri 09 Jun 2017 03:01:31 No.952811 Report

Quoted By: >>952846 >>953976

>>952490
an wiping historian? interesting

For your encyclopedia, we have shitting bins, where we put our dirty paper. Most of us consider it normal.

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Anonymous ID:SFQVRTgF Fri 09 Jun 2017 03:03:00 No.952831 Report

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>>952781

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Anonymous ID:InrdsGxx Fri 09 Jun 2017 03:03:55 No.952842 Report

Quoted By: >>952894 >>952896

>>952801
But if you wipe towards your balls you run the serious risk of getting shit on your balls!
I DON'T FUCKING GET IT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SFQVRTgF Fri 09 Jun 2017 03:04:24 No.952846 Report

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>>952811
Ive heard that about mexico, when i was a kid one of my friends was mexican and they would throw shitty tp in the trash i thought it was gross as fuck. Why dont you guys flush it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UCPXtZxy Fri 09 Jun 2017 03:07:29 No.952894 Report

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>>952842

You know how my ass is hairier than most women's hair? The same for everything else buddy. I have to friggin wipe forward or else the back hair collects. It's easier to clean from the ballfront (where I can slightly see) rather than the hair in the back which would turn into a leaking faucet.

It's not easy man.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:j5vLNSJg Fri 09 Jun 2017 03:07:31 No.952896 Report

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>>952842
Well I dont rub it its more of a scooping motion where I go down right at the end of my asshole closest to my balls so from part of my ass I'm moving forward but the other part is moving down.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1twsL1RS Fri 09 Jun 2017 03:29:24 No.953211 Report

Quoted By: >>953242 >>953281

>>952401

I do!

cause I have a hairy ass so its just easier to semi-stand and always front to back so soiled paper pieces dont possibly fall in my boxers

I also wet the paper cause it cleans properly and no chafing, last wipe is dry

Clean ass everytime.

Im also not ahsamed at all in public toilets and cover the entire seat in paper cause theyre fucking gross and who knows 'what' last sat on them

I also wipe my dick after I piss so never rarely any piss in my boxers.

Never had a single complaint when pulling my pants down that Im unclean

cause im clean clean clean.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SFQVRTgF Fri 09 Jun 2017 03:31:45 No.953242 Report

Quoted By: >>953303

>>953211
Better to just use baby wipes instead of wet tp. The tp starts to rip really easy when wet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k/LtW2yp Fri 09 Jun 2017 03:32:17 No.953253 Report

Quoted By:

>>952401

I used to. Now im to lazy so i just lean to the side a bit to get at it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SQ3ljOid Fri 09 Jun 2017 03:33:29 No.953270 Report

Quoted By:

>>952401
>Does anyone else stand up to wipe their ass?
Anybody that doesn't want to reach their hand into a shit-filled bowl stands to wipe.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:viiGPbP/ Fri 09 Jun 2017 03:34:28 No.953281 Report

Quoted By: >>953400

>>953211
I usually throw a couple pieces of paper in the bowl to avoid splashing. Works like a charm.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1twsL1RS Fri 09 Jun 2017 03:35:49 No.953303 Report

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>>953242
Hey thats a good idea but I'd need to carry baby wipes with me.. still good. thanks anon!

Yeah.. it does so i have to clamp and wipe at the end with dry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SFQVRTgF Fri 09 Jun 2017 03:42:16 No.953400 Report

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>>953281
Ayy me too

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:prg1P9pJ Fri 09 Jun 2017 04:32:35 No.953976 Report

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>>952811
Thanks mate - I'll enter that in the archives.

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