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Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 15:51:14 No.9524318 View View Reply Original Report

My pastor told me that masturbation is basically abortion since you are shooting out what could be life. Is he right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 15:53:15 No.9524319 Report

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>>9524318
Who cares. You’re Canadian so you shouldn’t be breeding in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 15:55:54 No.9524320 Report

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>>9524319
Fpbp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 15:57:55 No.9524321 Report

Quoted By: >>9524334

No, nocturnal emissions would be abortion as well. Just listen to the holy spirit tells you not clergy. If you feel guilty after, stop doing it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 15:57:57 No.9524322 Report

Quoted By: >>9524331 >>9524341 >>9524343 >>9525819

He’s a brainlet. Life starts at conception, sperm cells need to penetrate the egg for that to happen. Masturbation is bad because there is no love nor procreation involved. Now go to the real church, the Catholic one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 15:59:32 No.9524323 Report

Quoted By: >>9524327

>>9524318
No. Sperm on its own can't become life. If the waste of meiotic cells were abortion then every woman would be guilty of committing one every time she menstruates.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:28:49 No.9524324 Report

Quoted By: >>9524329 >>9524336

>>9524318
Your pastor clearly has a poor grasp of human reproduction. However, masturbation is a waste of your seed and therefore degenerate. You should be ejaculating into fertile white wombs, not your hand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:30:24 No.9524325 Report

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>>9524318
No, your pastor seems pretty retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:32:11 No.9524326 Report

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>>9524318
Be straight with us, leaf. He came on your face, didn’t he

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:33:56 No.9524327 Report

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>>9524323
Also Millions of sperm are created and die in the testicles every month.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:33:58 No.9524328 Report

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>>9524318
Lustful thoughts are a sin, but Onanism is more of a misunderstanding than anything. Onan was ordered to fuck his brother's wife and told that the children would be his brother's though the power of yahweh. Not wanting to be cucked by his brother, Onan pulled out and finished on the ground. His sin was not doing as he was told, rather than the specific act of pulling out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:35:00 No.9524329 Report

Quoted By: >>9524337

>>9524324
You should only be having sex with your wife and only after you are wed. Fornication is a sin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:35:39 No.9524330 Report

Quoted By: >>9524347

>>9524318
Yes. We're all mass murderers, our hands stained white with the blood of innocents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:35:59 No.9524331 Report

Quoted By:

>>9524322
*Lutheran

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:37:19 No.9524332 Report

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>>9524318
No. Traditional Christianity states that life begins at conception (i.e. you need a sperm and an egg to unite before you have a human life). This is 100% true and in accordance with modern science.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:38:47 No.9524333 Report

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>Because of its divine institution for the propagation of man, the seed is not to be vainly ejaculated, nor is it to be damaged, nor is it to be wasted. To have coitus other than to procreate children is to do injury to nature.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:40:08 No.9524334 Report

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>>9524321
Couldn't have put it better myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:41:05 No.9524335 Report

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>>9524318
It's not abortion but it is absolutely a sin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:41:32 No.9524336 Report

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>>9524324
he's a canadian

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:41:48 No.9524337 Report

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>>9524329
based antifornication anon
Reproductive sex is best

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:41:49 No.9524338 Report

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>>9524319
OP roasted

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:42:49 No.9524339 Report

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>>9524318
he wants you to swallow his semen. Stop being a child killer and do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:43:26 No.9524340 Report

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>>9524318
By that reasoning every sperm not deposited in a woman's uterus before its short life is over is also an instance of abortion. May as well just tell the congregation to rape each other instead of masturbating, if any of them even still have eggs left

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:43:39 No.9524341 Report

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>>9524322
this

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:43:57 No.9524342 Report

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>>9524337
Sex plays a big role in relationship bonding and needn't always lead to a baby, but belongs strictly within the context of marriage. Obviously people will break rules, but this should be the social norm for a healthy society.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:44:58 No.9524343 Report

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>>9524322
>Now go to the real church, the Catholic one.
This. Those niggers’ toes aren’t going to suck themselves.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:47:45 No.9524344 Report

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>>9524318
lets not get ridiculous now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:48:50 No.9524345 Report

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>>9524319
So true

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:49:30 No.9524346 Report

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>>9524318
> every menstrual period is also abortion
also, there's nothing wrong with abortion: its the only thing keeping niggers in check. Those that are anti-abortion are effectively PRO NIGGER.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:49:47 No.9524347 Report

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>>9524330
Out, out damned spunk!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:50:12 No.9524348 Report

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>>9524318
He's kind of right. But it's more like all of the physical and mental energy that is required to create healthy cells throughout your body. Your sperm cells are some of the most important and require a good diet and lifestyle to create that in return drive you to create life. By wasting sperm cells, you're draining yourself of this stored up energy that took several days of energy consumption or more to build up and if it to waste by not bearing fruit, it is just that. By wasting "life cells" you are wasting life, which is anti-God.

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Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:51:01 No.9524349 Report

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>>9524319
nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:55:51 No.9524350 Report

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>>9524318
He's wrong. Just because you can use flour to make a cake doesn't mean flour is the same as a cake. Neither sperm nor eggs can make life on their own, only the mixture of both can create life. But you shouldn't fap anyways. It's for your own good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:56:25 No.9524351 Report

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>>9524318
Does your pastor walk on water? I'll bet he is married with children. Christians unanimously fail to understand why exactly Jesus was single. Well, there is a famine, a famine of the Word of God. So now no one knows. Just do your best, and stumble through the darkness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 16:58:05 No.9524352 Report

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>>9524318
Nah, you need genetic material from a female for life to be possible. Even when you have sex with your lawful wife in the missionary position with the sole purpose of procreation most sperm will die (many times all of it).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 17:01:21 No.9524353 Report

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>>9524318
>religion

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 17:03:46 No.9524354 Report

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I'm a Gnostic and I consider this world to be a prison created to siphon off life. Bringing children into this world only feeds the Beast. Therefore it's absolutely fine to blow your load on some tissue.

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Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 17:13:42 No.9524355 Report

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>>9524318
he is trying to low-key say he wants your hot wads in his booty hole, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 17:14:19 No.9524356 Report

Quoted By:

>>9524318
Learn to retain your sperm during orgasm. Problem solved.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F+C6K7Uy Sun 09 Feb 2020 18:32:05 No.9524853 Report

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Your pastor is probably gay

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:90XOQ3Iq Sun 09 Feb 2020 18:55:26 No.9524911 Report

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>>9524319
Fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:52Btu7XO Sun 09 Feb 2020 21:17:31 No.9525746 Report

Quoted By: >>9525747

Of all of the stone age, superstitious bullshit the guy tells you.... this is what you wonder about. Get a vasectomy. No killing babies and no chance of you passing on your genes.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZK/pAAMy Sun 09 Feb 2020 21:18:38 No.9525747 Report

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>>9525746
It's logical to assume an amphibious monster no one's ever seen before will come up to destroy the world at an inconvenient time, but wanking is a much more complex subject.

some Sp*n*sh subhuman

some Sp*n*sh subhuman ID:nD0AWFLJ Sun 09 Feb 2020 21:43:33 No.9525819 Report

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>>9524322
>dutch
>catholic
Your ancestors fighted us for decades just for this

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