Podcast presented by Barstool Sports. Features two American spinsters living in NYC: either early 30s or late 20s. Completely single although extremely attractive. Podcast consists of them detailing their multitude of sexual experiences, how to give a great blowjob (which they call the Gluck Gluck 9000); their favorite punchline is the concept that “you’re just a hole”; sell hoodies that say “degrade me”; both brag about Chlamydia as proof that they’re freaky and have sex with a lot of randoms, because you can just “take a Z pack and go”; blonde one laughs about how she showed up to an exam hungover in college and in heels from the night before, because she was too busy drinking and getting tossed around like a hot potato as opposed to actually studying; brunette laughs about how she was arrested for underage and public intoxication when she was 20. Their inspirational advice includes promoting “being a hoe”, AND they also give relationship advice, which includes lying to your partner about body count, because “a grown ass man won’t care”, and considering 9 to be low.

The best part? Their podcast is insanely popular, and most of their audience is young girls in either high school or undergrad. Your daughter thinks they’re role models, and wants you to pay 30,000 dollars a year in college tuition so they can be like the call her daddy girls. They sell “degrade me” hoodies to your 16-20 year old daughters

Tfw hope is gone.