Retarded things you've done recently thread.
I'll start
>be me 25 y.o.
>decide to wear a suit to work because i usually wear a hoodie & jeans so i decided to change it up.
>full 3 piece suit, white shirt, new tie, cuff-links, pocket square, a fuckload of cologne the whole thing. Almost wore a hat but decided against it.
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>Excited to get to work so I can stunt my new outfit on the other inferiorly dressed losers
>almost immediately after walking through "Hey guys check it out Anon is dressed like Uncle Pennypag's fat brother"
>almost everyone spent the next 2 hours making fun of me.
>eventually tell them i have an important meeting to go to.
>start stressing that they'll realize i haven't gone anywhere.
>at around 1 ask for permission to leave for a little bit.
>go to the nearby mall and sit in the food court until i realized that someone else from the office could be out here for lunch.
>don't know where else to go, decide it's safest in the movie theatre.
>practically run inside, rushed the lady to give me a ticket to anything playing right now, spent 40 mins in there slouched in the last row, freaking about everyone coming in or out.
>run outside before the movie is finished, hide in the bathrooms for a while until it's well past lunch time.
>take a cab back to work and pray that no one saw me.
