A woman asked me out today. She had a pretty face and a big smile. Colorful purple-silver hair, a thin waist and huge ass. You know how womens asses are sometimes, just massive. She complimented my shirt and we started talking. There was a wait anyway, and that gave us something else to talk about. When it was over and it was time to go she asked me out.

I laughed.

In hindsight it was so totally rude. I just laughed in her face. Obviously I'm not going out with her, I have a boyfriend and he's better in literally every way. The fact that she'd even ask me out is ridiculous. I'm a gay man. I'm very clearly out of her league. It's funny that this is something you hets desire so much and I just throw it away. Really shows the power gap between us and you