>>9549924they call that a hat trick in hockey! reminds me of that time when i was out skatin' around in the ring and practicing my shots. damn stick was bent and i couldn't hardly handle the darn thing properly, but eventually i ended up slammin the puck right into the goal! i felt good that day, but then a security officer came in and said i couldn't be there!
how outrageous. i was so angry, i wrote an angry letter and stamped it outside their doors like martin luther did to that there catholic church! i ended up bein a town martyr after that, everyone flocked to my cause and boycotted the entire ice rink! funnily enough though, my wife wasn't very proud of me and ended up leaving me for some Indian man she saw in that there crowd. i ain't been the same hockey-playin boy since
