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It's Valentine's Day Bros!

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:16:12 No.9558395 View View Reply Original Report

How are you treating your special lady tonight?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:17:01 No.9558396 Report

Quoted By: >>9558397 >>9558399 >>9558408 >>9558411 >>9558415

I'm a 21 yo kissless handholdless virgin that's never been on a date and I'm coping by staying in my room and watching anime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:18:04 No.9558397 Report

Quoted By: >>9558405 >>9558406 >>9558435

>>9558396
This can't be real. Funny though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:18:08 No.9558398 Report

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>>9558395
With some lotion

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:18:10 No.9558399 Report

Quoted By: >>9558405

>>9558396
>watching anime.
which one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:18:10 No.9558400 Report

Quoted By: >>9558409

>>9558395
To a manicure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:18:15 No.9558401 Report

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>>9558395
Been single for nearly every valentines past 8 years, gotten laid, but havent had a gf in a while.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:18:29 No.9558402 Report

Quoted By: >>9558423

>>9558395
It's a traditional Saint Valentine's day. Remember, Saint Valentine was tortured to death.
And Bugsy Moran's gang was massacred by Al Capone today.
My dear wife is doing the same to me today.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:18:38 No.9558403 Report

Quoted By: >>9558412

>>9558395
Got the woman a dishwasher. We bought a house without one and she has been handwashing for a year while dealing with a crawling baby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:18:48 No.9558404 Report

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>>9558395
forceful deep throat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:19:18 No.9558405 Report

Quoted By: >>9558414

>>9558397
It's all too real I'm afraid.

>>9558399
https://myanimelist.net/anime/37786/Yagate_Kimi_ni_Naru

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:19:46 No.9558406 Report

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>>9558397
t. newfag boomer

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:20:06 No.9558407 Report

Quoted By: >>9558421

>>9558395
are you trying to say that females are not fictional?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:20:24 No.9558408 Report

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>>9558396
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:20:42 No.9558409 Report

Quoted By: >>9558418

>>9558400
Check'd those numerals. Good gift also. I was thinking of a salon gift card.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:21:07 No.9558410 Report

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>>9558395
Going to a nice restaurant, then going to have sex at her house. Trying to get her pregnant.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:21:24 No.9558411 Report

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>>9558396
Extremely based

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:21:48 No.9558412 Report

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>>9558403
Lemme get this straight fren...you're saying you bought your dishwasher a dishwasher? Pretty meta.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:22:03 No.9558413 Report

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>>9558395
>special lady
>implying
This is the worst day of the year for me. Not even incel I just hate being constantly reminded how alone I really am at the end of the day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:22:29 No.9558414 Report

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>>9558405
Hit me in the feels a little. Things get better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:22:51 No.9558415 Report

Quoted By: >>9558419

>>9558396
Why do incels feel the need to interject every conversation shouting that they're incel losers?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:23:27 No.9558416 Report

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Having negative-pressure bubble sex with my mail-order wife from China

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:24:37 No.9558417 Report

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>>9558395
Gonna give my onahole some loving later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:24:59 No.9558418 Report

Quoted By:

>>9558409
Yeah my butthole will appreciate not getting scratched for a while.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:25:03 No.9558419 Report

Quoted By:

>>9558415
Normal love lives are so pervasive that we have to interject to get our point of view heard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:25:20 No.9558420 Report

Quoted By:

>>9558395
get the fuck out of here

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:25:46 No.9558421 Report

Quoted By: >>9558439

>>9558407
Go to high school sporting events and chat up qt 15 year olds, they're easy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:25:52 No.9558422 Report

Quoted By: >>9558428

>Valentines day

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:26:24 No.9558423 Report

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>>9558402
She's going to martyr you? Based.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:27:12 No.9558424 Report

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>>9558395
We broke up just the other day. Now I'm having two steaks for dinner. Have a snappy infograph to update your off-topic thread though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:27:37 No.9558425 Report

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>>9558395
I bought lobster tails, rib eye, brussel sprouts, potatoes, and chianti to cook at home whole meal cost like $15 for each of us. I have some candles too and roses. basically just going to bang the shit out of her and eat good food the whole night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:28:16 No.9558426 Report

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OH SHIT IS VDAY

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:28:26 No.9558427 Report

Quoted By:

>>9558395
What day?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:28:53 No.9558428 Report

Quoted By:

>>9558422
Dumb awoo corrupting my image.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:29:04 No.9558429 Report

Quoted By: >>9558432 >>9558433 >>9558440

>>9558395
Whats the best way to end it? Should I just down this whole bottle of opiates?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:29:07 No.9558430 Report

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I'm gonna go wage slave and make sure everyone who has an actual date tonight has a nice night out

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:29:10 No.9558431 Report

Quoted By:

>>9558395
I'm at work tonight. As for "m'lady", I'm single.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:30:18 No.9558432 Report

Quoted By:

>>9558429
Just kidding, fuck niggers, fuck kikes, fuck the jannies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:30:41 No.9558433 Report

Quoted By: >>9558434

>>9558429
maybe not the whole bottle and have a good time?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:31:32 No.9558434 Report

Quoted By:

>>9558433
Yeah i will take 1/4th and sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:32:00 No.9558435 Report

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>>9558397
>this cant be real
Youre perception of reality is this narrow?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:32:36 No.9558436 Report

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>>9558395
Um..I met this Asian girl, don’t know her name, yet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:32:48 No.9558437 Report

Quoted By: >>9558767

>>9558395
What is it like to celebrate a Valentine's Day with someone special? I'm a 29 year old kissless never gf virgin so I've never been able to experience what it's like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:32:52 No.9558438 Report

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I’m single and studying tonight

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:32:53 No.9558439 Report

Quoted By:

>>9558421
Please be more specific, how do I just show up to high school events?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:33:36 No.9558440 Report

Quoted By:

>>9558429
>killing yourself over a smelly wet hole
I mean I get sad on Valentines Day too but have something to live for instead of women man, you'll be much happier

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:34:03 No.9558441 Report

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>>9558395
She's taking me for a couple's massage then dinner at some wine bistro thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PyJHoVZV Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:47:08 No.9558765 Report

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>zinc, citruline malate, whey, cialis, 3 dollar-general valentines day cards, 3 meetups

hooking up with three plates, and i'm exhausted and depressed. It's a commercialism holiday.

i'm escalating into more intense fantasies and role-playing as a counter-measure to being desensitized by too much sex...
the dopamine centers of my brain are totally 'hijacked' right now

basically guilt, shame, and fatigue, but at least i'll sleep good tonight

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:s5/UJ/Jr Fri 14 Feb 2020 22:47:36 No.9558767 Report

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>>9558395
>special lady
pic related
>>9558437
It's nice, lots of fucking and doing cool new kinky shit. But then when you lose it all and you're alone and old and fat it really drives home what a fucking loser you've become.

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