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I want to bitch about my hometown, my home country, and the people who came before us.
I’m from Belleville Ontario. It is your quintessential middle American shithole. Full of dumb, angry people, and here I am.
Belleville runs the border with Tyendinega Mohawk Territory. Living with the natives has taught me two important things about people:
1. There are good people hiding behind any stereotype or presumption about a race or group.
2. Most stereotypes have significant foundation in reality and you cannot trust these fuckers.
Right now, Mohawk protestors have choked out the rail system ACROSS CANADA because a narrow little band of track, two parallel lines, that in fact used to be in my own back yard, are being blocked off by one cult of dirt worshippers standing in solidarity with another cult of dirt worshippers, the wetsuwonton people of western canada.
Let’s ignore the fact that these obese, tobacco-addled blights would have no fucking concept of who the westbankwoohoo clan is if not for information technology infrastructure established by whites. Let’s ignore that these people live in a lawless swamp and literally get away with murder.
Let’s just fucking admit that standing on the goddamn railroad, blocking traffic is a stupid asshole thing to do.
It is such an immensely thoughtless thing, such a dickheaded, self righteous folly , that the only clear message any intelligent person who comprehends this situation can come to is this : “WOW, Indians really are incredibly fucking stupid.”
I’m going to pay out of my own pocket to erect a plaque at the train crossing of my childhood thanking the inevitable task force of brave Mounties who will descend on these fucking rats with the attack helicopters and drive them back into their nest.
Fuck Indians.
Fuck Canada.
And fuck our beyond-retarded rail system for being so vulnerable that one blockade on a narrow stretch of railway could potentially cripple our economy.
I’m from Belleville Ontario. It is your quintessential middle American shithole. Full of dumb, angry people, and here I am.
Belleville runs the border with Tyendinega Mohawk Territory. Living with the natives has taught me two important things about people:
1. There are good people hiding behind any stereotype or presumption about a race or group.
2. Most stereotypes have significant foundation in reality and you cannot trust these fuckers.
Right now, Mohawk protestors have choked out the rail system ACROSS CANADA because a narrow little band of track, two parallel lines, that in fact used to be in my own back yard, are being blocked off by one cult of dirt worshippers standing in solidarity with another cult of dirt worshippers, the wetsuwonton people of western canada.
Let’s ignore the fact that these obese, tobacco-addled blights would have no fucking concept of who the westbankwoohoo clan is if not for information technology infrastructure established by whites. Let’s ignore that these people live in a lawless swamp and literally get away with murder.
Let’s just fucking admit that standing on the goddamn railroad, blocking traffic is a stupid asshole thing to do.
It is such an immensely thoughtless thing, such a dickheaded, self righteous folly , that the only clear message any intelligent person who comprehends this situation can come to is this : “WOW, Indians really are incredibly fucking stupid.”
I’m going to pay out of my own pocket to erect a plaque at the train crossing of my childhood thanking the inevitable task force of brave Mounties who will descend on these fucking rats with the attack helicopters and drive them back into their nest.
Fuck Indians.
Fuck Canada.
And fuck our beyond-retarded rail system for being so vulnerable that one blockade on a narrow stretch of railway could potentially cripple our economy.
