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Anonymous ID:jJfBw86s Fri 05 May 2017 19:27:13 No.95801 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>102178 >>96063 >>96095 >>98665 >>99744 >>99791

Why did the chicken cross the road, /bant/?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5z9+zJkT Fri 05 May 2017 19:32:24 No.96063 Report

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>>95801
To get cucked at the end of the road

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iUCgbo8L Fri 05 May 2017 19:33:12 No.96095 Report

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>>95801
To cuck to the end of the road

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iaFQRG23 Fri 05 May 2017 19:35:34 No.96196 Report

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because there was poop there

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K76WFCi6 Fri 05 May 2017 19:54:08 No.97083 Report

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It was running away from a nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pKpZR5B7 Fri 05 May 2017 20:11:01 No.97891 Report

Quoted By: >>97944

why would a chicken live in the middle of fuck all desertville, and why would he cross the road if there was nothing on the other side but more desert? OP is a stupid cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jJfBw86s Fri 05 May 2017 20:12:04 No.97944 Report

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>>97891
>the Ameritard thinks this is a desert

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ylVezCpT Fri 05 May 2017 20:13:17 No.98013 Report

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give the answer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gB7miSXr Fri 05 May 2017 20:13:46 No.98034 Report

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To suck a cock

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LwjZ7fbs Fri 05 May 2017 20:17:45 No.98252 Report

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to go to jobcentre plus and start saving up for a car, house and a stable life

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ylVezCpT Fri 05 May 2017 20:23:12 No.98522 Report

Quoted By: >>101704 >>98614 >>98743 >>99727

OP was too fucking slow. I googled it and the answer is:
"to get to the other side"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_did_the_chicken_cross_the_road%3F

Shit joke. I have a better one.

What separates humans and animals?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eI83tFZl Fri 05 May 2017 20:24:51 No.98614 Report

Quoted By: >>98668

>>98522
An ocean

!H5ttGnZLSc

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!H5ttGnZLSc ID:fMokFKVN Fri 05 May 2017 20:25:50 No.98665 Report

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>>95801
Animals move around all the time
Is this really a joke?
Or stupid question?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ylVezCpT Fri 05 May 2017 20:25:53 No.98668 Report

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>>98614
Almost.

"the mediterranean sea"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ylVezCpT Fri 05 May 2017 20:26:42 No.98712 Report

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Why don't women need watches?

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Anonymous ID:jJfBw86s Fri 05 May 2017 20:27:15 No.98743 Report

Quoted By: >>98806

>>98522
>>98665

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ylVezCpT Fri 05 May 2017 20:28:28 No.98806 Report

Quoted By: >>98961

>>98743
Your id is the same color as the line in the middle of the street and the face of that guy.

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Anonymous ID:jJfBw86s Fri 05 May 2017 20:30:40 No.98961 Report

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>>98806
>implying this wasn't my plan from the start

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T5J0B3EC Fri 05 May 2017 20:30:49 No.98971 Report

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Because he was stapled to the baby, you dopey cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Wiy8SEai Fri 05 May 2017 20:41:10 No.99727 Report

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>>98522
> and

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3MakB86y Fri 05 May 2017 20:41:24 No.99744 Report

Quoted By: >>101704

>>95801
because it had a fruit loop on its head

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3tZ17vsQ Fri 05 May 2017 20:42:06 No.99791 Report

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>>95801
Because "a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away" is actually Hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LID1cCne Fri 05 May 2017 20:58:04 No.100852 Report

Quoted By: >>100883

A chicken can only cross a road once, because both the chicken and the road will not be the same.

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Anonymous ID:jJfBw86s Fri 05 May 2017 20:58:48 No.100883 Report

Quoted By: >>101041

>>100852
>finnish intellectuals

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Anonymous ID:LID1cCne Fri 05 May 2017 21:02:42 No.101041 Report

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>>100883

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Anonymous ID:ou60bmCr Fri 05 May 2017 21:07:52 No.101272 Report

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Anonymous ID:jJfBw86s Fri 05 May 2017 21:11:41 No.101432 Report

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>>101272

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Anonymous ID:CcuVkB2W Fri 05 May 2017 21:18:27 No.101704 Report

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>>98522
>>99744
Nice dubs.

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Anonymous ID:KSTHLPYg Fri 05 May 2017 21:22:27 No.102178 Report

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>>95801
To poo in the designated area.

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