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Anonymous ID:H36osEzI Tue 18 Feb 2020 06:21:33 No.9581004 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9581024 >>9581050

1. You
2. Have you ever tried to pass what you though it was a fart but accidentally you shat yourself?

Me
No

Heaven

Heaven ID:+pRqLjvY Tue 18 Feb 2020 06:34:22 No.9581024 Report

Quoted By: >>9581037

>>9581004
once I came so hard in your mum that the displacement of space caused me to suck a fart back in and caused her to shart

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H36osEzI Tue 18 Feb 2020 06:38:13 No.9581037 Report

Quoted By: >>9581039

>>9581024
Joke's on you, I have no mum because I was born outta the void by the will of Adam Sandler

Heaven

Heaven ID:+pRqLjvY Tue 18 Feb 2020 06:39:57 No.9581039 Report

Quoted By: >>9581045

>>9581037
jokes on you that makes your mum the void and I fucked that empty bitch hard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KPyb3O6Q Tue 18 Feb 2020 06:42:27 No.9581043 Report

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like 1 time and it was after I smoked a lot of weed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H36osEzI Tue 18 Feb 2020 06:43:17 No.9581045 Report

Quoted By: >>9581054

>>9581039
Jokes on you, the void is between Adam Sandler's testicles and therefore you fucked him in his testicles

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:amxn4PKy Tue 18 Feb 2020 06:44:39 No.9581050 Report

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>>9581004
Why does Trump remind me of a watered down version of pic related

Heaven

Heaven ID:+pRqLjvY Tue 18 Feb 2020 06:45:44 No.9581054 Report

Quoted By: >>9581065

>>9581045
jokes on you between is not in and adam sandler has no testicles

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H36osEzI Tue 18 Feb 2020 06:48:29 No.9581065 Report

Quoted By: >>9581082

>>9581054
Jokes on you that means he has a hole and you fucked him there

Heaven

Heaven ID:+pRqLjvY Tue 18 Feb 2020 06:53:32 No.9581082 Report

Quoted By: >>9581100

>>9581065
jokes on you, you came from that hole and your mum gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H36osEzI Tue 18 Feb 2020 07:01:07 No.9581100 Report

Quoted By: >>9581106

>>9581082
Jokes on you in the end my mum is Adam Sandler and ur gay 4 banging him

Heaven

Heaven ID:+pRqLjvY Tue 18 Feb 2020 07:03:13 No.9581106 Report

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>>9581100
jokes on you adam sandler a girl and I am ur dad

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ip9IPqQO Tue 18 Feb 2020 07:05:52 No.9581112 Report

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Two times when I was sick out of my mind and had horrible diarrhea. Shit was so fluid, it felt like gas. Broke the "don't shit yourself" streak I had going ever since age 4.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o78q09qm Tue 18 Feb 2020 07:07:27 No.9581114 Report

Quoted By: >>9584506

Yeah but I have Crohn’s so I don’t think I should count.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TNnxkvU1 Tue 18 Feb 2020 15:25:30 No.9584506 Report

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Once. I have a terrible diet of american food, and deserved it.
>>9581114
The poopy disease, yes? The disease...that makes you go poopy....mushy poopy....yes?

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