EYE ON THE TV, 'CAUSE TRAGEDY THRILLS ME.
WHATEVER FLAVOUR,
IT HAPPENS TO BE LIKE:
"KILLED BY THE HUSBAND",
"DROWNED BY THE OCEAN",
"SHOT BY HIS OWN SON",
"SHE USED A POISON IN HIS TEA",
"AND KISSED HIM GOODBYE",
THAT'S MY KIND OF STORY.
IT'S NO FUN 'TIL SOMEONE DIES.