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Anonymous ID:P+nXuIej Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:07:21 No.9597415 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9597436 >>9597463 >>9597467

I had a dream where I fought as a ~7 foot robot against a fat man who was taller than me. He kept regenerating whenever I diced him up and at one point belly flopped onto me from on top of the stairs. That didn't hurt me though because I was a robot. I originally fought as an exoskeleton'd soldier but switched him out when I realized he was going to be stronge

That's all

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e9ED+H7f Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:13:39 No.9597431 Report

Quoted By: >>9597449

I think that means you are playing to much video games

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YkyrOzyk Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:14:51 No.9597436 Report

Quoted By: >>9597462

>>9597415
I had a dream I was vored. Post vore.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P+nXuIej Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:18:34 No.9597449 Report

Quoted By: >>9597454 >>9597459

>>9597431
No, the only video game that I do play occasionally is some Smash clone on the PC

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e9ED+H7f Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:20:47 No.9597454 Report

Quoted By: >>9597469

>>9597449
what's it called?
is it fun?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P+nXuIej Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:21:38 No.9597459 Report

Quoted By: >>9597462

>>9597449
No vore, but I did have a dream where I hunted down survivors as a monster. In order to do that, I camped outside of a safe house until the survivors had shown up. They all rushed as a horde, but I had only managed to catch one. While I was eating her, I asked if she was taking any damage since it was my first time. She said yeh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P+nXuIej Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:22:44 No.9597462 Report

Quoted By: >>9597468

܂>>9597459
܂>>9597436
My bad. Check out what I can do with my replies though

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Q6XgCv/s Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:22:55 No.9597463 Report

Quoted By: >>9597472 >>9597473

>>9597415
Yesterday I dreamt about shooting a 50. cal revolver,I don't think it even exists and it was probably just a 44. but making people fly away like in hollywood movies when getting hit was fun and I felt a little bit like clint eastwood

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3UOkrtjh Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:24:40 No.9597467 Report

Quoted By: >>9597472

>>9597415
I had a dream that our world was a sort of esoteric MMO where reality was divided into nine layers and at the top was heaven which was extremely difficult and punishing to reach but a gentle, relaxed reward that could be abandoned at any time, and at the bottom was hell, which was extremely fun with indulgence after indulgence on the way there, but eternal torture once a person reached the lowest layer and there was no way out. Also the sun shifted colours depending on which layer a player was in or at random intervals, and winked out into a howling eclipse once someone reached hell, and turned into a sun similar to the normal one but wouldn't hurt to stare into. Most people ended up going to hell, even those that went into heaven, because shifting layers also caused someone's memory to fog unless they were strong-willed and temptation was always present, getting worse and worse the more someone descended, so even if it was possible to go down a few layers and then back up, it wouldn't be remotely possible to sustain indefinitely. I decided fuck the system and stayed on the starting layer insulting randoms when they spawned and chilling while watching the stars which were normal on the starting layer, instead of the different shades that were on other layers. I don't even play any MMOs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YkyrOzyk Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:24:49 No.9597468 Report

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>>9597462
Hot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P+nXuIej Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:25:20 No.9597469 Report

Quoted By: >>9597477

>>9597454
Brawlhalla. It's really the only populated fighting game I can find on PC, so that's a shame. It's alright, I guess. I stopped playing recently though since the higher ranked you are, the less fighting you actually do. Currently mid tier plat rn

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3UOkrtjh Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:26:03 No.9597472 Report

Quoted By: >>9597478

>>9597467
The sun shifted to normal in the heaven equivalent, I mean. It was a rather bizarre but comfortable dream. Would dream again.

>>9597463
.50 cal revolvers do exist and they are hell on the wrist.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e9ED+H7f Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:26:23 No.9597473 Report

Quoted By: >>9597478

>>9597463
revolvers in .50 exist, look up smith & wesson 500
they are super fun to shoot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e9ED+H7f Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:28:19 No.9597477 Report

Quoted By: >>9597490

>>9597469
looks pretty neat, a little cartoony for my taste though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q6XgCv/s Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:28:51 No.9597478 Report

Quoted By: >>9597487

>>9597472
>>9597473
Thanks anons,hickok45 here I come

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3UOkrtjh Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:30:39 No.9597487 Report

Quoted By: >>9597502

>>9597478
A lot of euros come to America to shoot, you should try and see if you have a fondness for funs. I think Oklahoma is the best state in the union, but I'm biased. I really like CYOAs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P+nXuIej Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:32:15 No.9597490 Report

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>>9597477
Yeah, I wish there were more of any, but they're all pretty much dead. I considered Street Fighter, but I heard the netcode was shit. I also played Hyper Fight for a while with my friends, but again after they quit, it was pretty much dead

IMPERATOR GETAE

IMPERATOR GETAE ID:YAk0D7GZ Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:32:37 No.9597492 Report

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The dread of God lives.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:P+nXuIej Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:36:49 No.9597498 Report

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I haven't had a nightmare in years. My favourite dreams are usually the ones where I fight grotesque monsters. I had one where the lighthouse I was in was being swarmed by zombos. Eventually they cleared up, but turns out they were just making way for their leader. It opened the door into the building and we had a little scuffle. In the end I pushed it through a metal wall. I woke up after

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P+nXuIej Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:38:38 No.9597501 Report

Quoted By:

Yeah, dreams are fun

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IMPERATOR GETAE ID:YAk0D7GZ Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:38:48 No.9597502 Report

Quoted By: >>9597512

>>9597487
All of these options are shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3UOkrtjh Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:43:09 No.9597512 Report

Quoted By: >>9597515 >>9597573 >>9600964

>>9597502
If you would not live a Life of Good Works (or failing that, be a heart-eating warrior badass), get the FUCK out of my face. I have another, different CYOA if you can keep track of point totals. The balance is shit though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3UOkrtjh Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:43:28 No.9597515 Report

Quoted By: >>9597517

>>9597512

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3UOkrtjh Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:43:47 No.9597517 Report

Quoted By: >>9597519

>>9597515

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3UOkrtjh Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:44:06 No.9597519 Report

Quoted By: >>9597520

>>9597517

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3UOkrtjh Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:44:24 No.9597520 Report

Quoted By: >>9597521

>>9597519

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3UOkrtjh Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:44:43 No.9597521 Report

Quoted By: >>9597522

>>9597520

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3UOkrtjh Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:45:03 No.9597522 Report

Quoted By: >>9597527

>>9597521

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3UOkrtjh Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:47:27 No.9597527 Report

Quoted By:

>>9597522
It bothers the fuck out of me that the file size limit on /bant/ is so low.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3UOkrtjh Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:53:13 No.9597538 Report

Quoted By: >>9597542

I'm going to go to sleep and try to lucid dream about committing war crimes against ayy lmaos again. You anons enjoy the rest of your night, and I hope the CYOA spam didn't derail your thread too badly OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P+nXuIej Thu 20 Feb 2020 06:56:10 No.9597542 Report

Quoted By: >>9597548 >>9600164

>>9597538
Nah, I don't mind it. Good luck tho, I've only managed to lucid dream once, while dreaming about grocery shopping

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3UOkrtjh Thu 20 Feb 2020 07:00:25 No.9597548 Report

Quoted By:

>>9597542
The trick is that you have to get into a habit of counting your fingers while you're awake and write a bedside journal of what you remember from your dreams. Makes the odds 80x likelier in my experience. This is a comfy thread, I wish more were like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y26sx07r Thu 20 Feb 2020 07:15:17 No.9597573 Report

Quoted By: >>9600964

>>9597512
druidic , with nature 3 and alteration 3 as well as archmage robes and flying ship. of course this means floating isles too

this is fun

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EhFmf1mc Thu 20 Feb 2020 16:12:39 No.9600164 Report

Quoted By: >>9600165

>>9597542
I have a dream, but it wasn't lucid. I was a lich trying to genocide human civilization but mostly Texas.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EhFmf1mc Thu 20 Feb 2020 16:14:29 No.9600165 Report

Quoted By:

>>9600164
Had a dream, last night I mean. Same anon that posted the CYOAs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P+nXuIej Thu 20 Feb 2020 16:25:36 No.9600187 Report

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No dream that I remember. Looks like my dream remembering days are over

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EhFmf1mc Thu 20 Feb 2020 17:23:09 No.9600964 Report

Quoted By: >>9600972

>>9597512
I'm going to randomly roll for everything because you can't choose magic, magic chooses you.
>rolled 7 on 1d8
I am a Warlock.
>rolling complications on d6
>1, 3, 1
I am an Amnesiac Cursed with bad luck and hunted by a dangerous Rival. Most likely the druid friend >>9597573 here, unless I roll something besides the Floating Isles for world. On the upside, I have 9 extra runes to spend.
>rolling for patron on d6
>rolled Dis, Merchant of Ruin
I have 16 runes in addition to my 9 for a total of 25. Looks like I'm an extradimensional wagie. I should feel guilty about harassing the poor and damning mostly innocent souls, but I'm mentally ill and mostly concerned about the puppies and kittens. Oh well, I signed a contract and I can get over it. Good for Dis I happen to be a smooth talker and can sell a fuckload of magic artifacts if need be. Let's see my wages: 25 Runes to spend as I please.
>Elemantalism I (-1)(24)
>Elemantalism II (-2)(22)
>Elemantalism III (-3)(19)
I now have control over Water, Earth, Fire, Plants, Metal, Lightning, and Ice which I can improve over time until I'm borderline omnipotent when it comes to the physical world. Nice. That alone would be worth selling my soul to be an interdimensional wagie but I'm only getting started.
>Abjuration I (-1)(18)
>Abjuration II (-2)(16)
>Abjuration III (-3)(13)
I can now negate the magic of my Rival and potentially rambunctious interplanar business partners. Nice.
>Binding I (-1)(12)
>Binding II (-2)(10)
>Binding III (-3)(7)
Thanks to this, I'm able to summon extraplanar entities to employ or eventually haggle with for more power.

>(cont.)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EhFmf1mc Thu 20 Feb 2020 17:24:59 No.9600972 Report

Quoted By:

>>9600964
>Enhancement I (-1)(6)
>Enhancement II (-2)(4)
>Enhancement III (-3)(1)
I am now gigachad and a living god of the art of negotiation in its many and varied forms.
>Minor Powers, Linguist (-1)(0)
This will be useful for my work as an interdimensional wagie and between my other talents, should go a long way toward a promotion.
>rolling to determine world on a d6
>rolled a 3
Huh, I actually did manage to get on the Floating Isles. The druid is probably on my ass for murdering those puppies and kittens and between his floating ship and Nature III/Alteration III, will be a handful. I just might be fucked but who knows, maybe I'll get the upper hand, reign victorious, and continue extraplanar mercantilism while mastering my powers. Or die before impressing my boss and become another soul toiling for eternity on the magic equivalent of a conveyor belt. Either way, I chose this, even if I don't remember it.

This was fun. Rate my build faggits.

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