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Anonymous ID:KwI+CMmU Fri 21 Feb 2020 04:03:45 No.9605057 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9605067 >>9605385 >>9607902 >>9607952

ITT: You can have any superpower but whoever posts after you has to ruin your power somehow

I'll start: I can teleport wherever I want to

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:motSCUbp Fri 21 Feb 2020 04:05:38 No.9605067 Report

Quoted By:

>>9605057
you leave your clothes behind, also it's really cold so your dick is all shriveled up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YjFs5H0W Fri 21 Feb 2020 04:07:29 No.9605075 Report

Quoted By: >>9605084 >>9605154

I can fly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d1DqMgtI Fri 21 Feb 2020 04:08:42 No.9605084 Report

Quoted By:

>>9605075
for 1 second then you have to land

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KwI+CMmU Fri 21 Feb 2020 04:23:48 No.9605154 Report

Quoted By:

>>9605075
You have to thrust your dick in a circle at the speed of a helicopter to actually fly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:motSCUbp Fri 21 Feb 2020 04:29:33 No.9605171 Report

Quoted By: >>9605181 >>9605198

I can split myself into copies that I can fully control

Heaven

Heaven ID:EoEHaBqP Fri 21 Feb 2020 04:33:02 No.9605181 Report

Quoted By:

>>9605171
your copy is as big a loser as you are and kills itself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d1DqMgtI Fri 21 Feb 2020 04:39:37 No.9605198 Report

Quoted By:

>>9605171
all your copies are 2d

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5zvT6NJ7 Fri 21 Feb 2020 04:49:47 No.9605230 Report

Quoted By:

i have aids.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7Oj7SpFe Fri 21 Feb 2020 04:53:46 No.9605244 Report

Quoted By: >>9605271

Power of Midas: turn genitals into gold

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5zvT6NJ7 Fri 21 Feb 2020 05:01:26 No.9605271 Report

Quoted By:

>>9605244
only other peoples.

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Top !TopToprXD. ID:tG4/a0Kq Fri 21 Feb 2020 05:24:46 No.9605328 Report

Quoted By: >>9605331 >>9605332 >>9605333

I start life over with all of my current knowledge and memories

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:93udqrpN Fri 21 Feb 2020 05:25:52 No.9605331 Report

Quoted By:

>>9605328
but you're stillborn

snetlo

snetlo ID:2Rghwg+f Fri 21 Feb 2020 05:25:55 No.9605332 Report

Quoted By:

>>9605328
You're aborted before you're born

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Nzg9rENv Fri 21 Feb 2020 05:25:55 No.9605333 Report

Quoted By:

>>9605328
You're mentally retarded

SkinnyBunny !HAWTkChino

SkinnyBunny !HAWTkChino ID:w4fmsv62 Fri 21 Feb 2020 05:26:58 No.9605336 Report

Quoted By: >>9605340

complete time control

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Nzg9rENv Fri 21 Feb 2020 05:28:00 No.9605340 Report

Quoted By:

>>9605336
You have dementia

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+9hNHymz Fri 21 Feb 2020 05:53:09 No.9605385 Report

Quoted By: >>9606497

>>9605057
you look like the kid stream sniping the crack alley

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KwI+CMmU Fri 21 Feb 2020 12:40:02 No.9606497 Report

Quoted By:

>>9605385
But, you look exactly like me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B4Ym8as+ Fri 21 Feb 2020 12:48:08 No.9606520 Report

Quoted By: >>9606601

I'm not longer retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dPGE9X6a Fri 21 Feb 2020 13:31:46 No.9606601 Report

Quoted By:

>>9606520
But everyone else still thinks you are

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n9WL5f2u Fri 21 Feb 2020 13:56:57 No.9606665 Report

Quoted By: >>9606731

I can walk around naked and everybody is ok with it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ez20QQ65 Fri 21 Feb 2020 14:35:51 No.9606731 Report

Quoted By:

>>9606665
Because your dick doesn't exist. You ken doll freak.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sxx4G2xu Fri 21 Feb 2020 15:01:37 No.9606856 Report

Quoted By: >>9606861

I get a magical gun that shoots me in the head if i ever so please it to

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7ufM3huR Fri 21 Feb 2020 15:03:29 No.9606861 Report

Quoted By:

>>9606856
but you have to sit on a dick while using it for it to work

IMPERATOR GETAE

IMPERATOR GETAE ID:vIQhFqqA Fri 21 Feb 2020 15:05:43 No.9606874 Report

Quoted By: >>9606904

All Russians spontaneously combust and burn alive as the flesh writhes off of them and they bleed out in the flame for their sins.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sxx4G2xu Fri 21 Feb 2020 15:11:46 No.9606904 Report

Quoted By:

>>9606874
It can only happen when more than 60% of Romania has indoor plumbing

IMPERATOR GETAE

IMPERATOR GETAE ID:vIQhFqqA Fri 21 Feb 2020 15:14:55 No.9606917 Report

Quoted By: >>9606948

All Americans get crucified and they get eaten alive by a horde of crows and their remains thrown in the Atlantic.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sxx4G2xu Fri 21 Feb 2020 15:23:48 No.9606948 Report

Quoted By:

>>9606917
It can only happen when more than 60% of Romania has indoor plumbing

IMPERATOR GETAE

IMPERATOR GETAE ID:vIQhFqqA Fri 21 Feb 2020 15:31:27 No.9606983 Report

Quoted By: >>9607891

This American faggot who keeps replying to me gets a plane crashed through his house.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sxx4G2xu Fri 21 Feb 2020 16:48:52 No.9607891 Report

Quoted By:

>>9606983
It can only happen when more than 60% of Romania has indoor plumbing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID://OQSsfE Fri 21 Feb 2020 16:51:48 No.9607899 Report

Quoted By: >>9607933

I can delete 4chan by snapping my fingers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JQS18ptw Fri 21 Feb 2020 16:55:26 No.9607902 Report

Quoted By: >>9607930

>>9605057
I have a pump shotgun.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NYGAo50j Fri 21 Feb 2020 16:57:31 No.9607904 Report

Quoted By: >>9607930

I'm a certified boss of this gym

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CHM+hZ0M Fri 21 Feb 2020 17:09:26 No.9607930 Report

Quoted By:

>>9607902
Only on Wednesdays
>>9607904
At the rec center

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CHM+hZ0M Fri 21 Feb 2020 17:10:27 No.9607933 Report

Quoted By:

>>9607899
You lose all your fingers before you do it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ipaw2Ncx Fri 21 Feb 2020 17:20:33 No.9607952 Report

Quoted By: >>9608068

>>9605057
I can make anyone fall in love with me on demand

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CHM+hZ0M Fri 21 Feb 2020 17:58:59 No.9608068 Report

Quoted By:

>>9607952
They die instantly

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