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Anonymous ID:fmhKNoiT Fri 09 Jun 2017 17:51:24 No.961158 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>961179 >>961264 >>961330 >>961947

Yesterday I fucked myself with a banana. There was a little blood afterward, but not much. Today my ass is very sore. Does anyone know if this pain will go away soon?

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Anonymous ID:0cJyvwbc Fri 09 Jun 2017 17:52:58 No.961179 Report

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>>961158
NANNER

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ahWOmc3B Fri 09 Jun 2017 17:53:00 No.961180 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VN+VcB6X Fri 09 Jun 2017 17:54:04 No.961200 Report

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Stop gayposting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qUJ8rHOn Fri 09 Jun 2017 17:58:23 No.961264 Report

Quoted By: >>963322

>>961158
fruit fungal infection

enjoy explaining that to a doctor

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nQrQMb6k Fri 09 Jun 2017 17:59:47 No.961280 Report

Quoted By: >>961308

>not using a warmed up kielbasa with a condom on it

Fag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c8bgehVt Fri 09 Jun 2017 18:00:46 No.961298 Report

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Take the peel off first, gaywad.
Then just smoosh it on up in there.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PWjsXOKt Fri 09 Jun 2017 18:01:18 No.961308 Report

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>>961280
>kielbasa
kielbasa kielecka is the best

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:D2fsTJYU Fri 09 Jun 2017 18:02:51 No.961330 Report

Quoted By: >>961634

>>961158
Yeah, it'll heal..

t. been shoving things up my ass since childhood

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tho0YGij Fri 09 Jun 2017 18:17:10 No.961530 Report

Quoted By: >>961608

OP, you shouldn't hold raw bananas against mucous membranes for a long period of time. They are high in potassium and can cause body to become sensitive to extra-sensory memes. Like others suggested - prefer to sodomize yourself with a body-temperature kielbasa instead.
ps, did you eat the banana afterwards?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fmhKNoiT Fri 09 Jun 2017 18:23:33 No.961608 Report

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>>961530
>did you eat the banana afterwards?
yes, but only after washing it very thoroughly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0Yi8KGzm Fri 09 Jun 2017 18:25:57 No.961634 Report

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>>961330
You've been doing fucking wh......
>American
Ah nevermore, carry on.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wYnllnx2 Fri 09 Jun 2017 18:48:47 No.961947 Report

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>>961158
Its cool, it heals after a couple days. Dont wipe too hard after shitting.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:udHWtokZ Fri 09 Jun 2017 20:13:53 No.963322 Report

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>>961264
This. See a doctor before it gets so bad they have to inspect it. If you go in now they'll give you some anti biotic suppositories

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