Bark bark.

Bark bark bark.

The alert has been sounded. Come all ye and gather round: /pol/ has reached a turning point, a moment of profound reckoning. Will it splinter in the winds of leftist degeneracy? Or will it seize on its storied past, its staunch allegiance of reality addicted autists, to achieve the goal of red pilling the masses? We must dip our fingers into the sulphur pool of successful campaigns and wipe them under the nose of every normie we encounter. Then, with collective will, develop new campaigns that even the farthest left feminist won’t be able to help chuckle at.

Roll for ideas.