>>9625042I guess it can't be helped
if you don't have any heart issues you could use poppers (alkyl nitrites, not nitrates, nitrites)
you don't drink it or anything, just take couple of wiffs (don't overdo it) and it should relax your sphincter real nice
then remember to relax your shoulders afterwards
I cannot guarantee your anus won't tear itself apart once the effect is gone, I also cannot guarrantee you won't die if you keep inhaling the fumes to keep it relaxed
never stretched my anus, never even stuck a finger up it, I have stuck a glass stirring rod up my urethra and that shit burned so good luck
