Salve fellow Patricians. It is another gloriovs day in ovr repvblic is it not?

Have yov heard of this Caesar fellow? The Optimates and other Senatores said he had no chance of gaining the consvlship but now he's gone and conqvered Gavl, and now he jvst CROSSED THE FVCKING RVBICON THE ABSOLVTE MADMAN. IM LITERALLY SHAKING IN MY CALIGAE. WHAT DO WE DO FELLOW ROMANS???