For reference I live in Colorado, and yes this is the best image of the disgusting filthy ass shit covered racoon cum infested thing I could get. I live in the middle of the fucking woods outside Boulder, it's actually a neighborhood but this place is becoming de-gentrified by the minute.

>me
>24 y/o wagecuck
>new neighbors move in
>theyre a bunch of shitalians from New Jersey
>a dad who looks like Marylin Manson, aged another decade and without the face paint, apparently he's a successful business owner but it doesn't show
>mom is seldom seen
>two teenage sons who are both pieces of shit

Let's talk about the brothers
>the older one is probably 16, he kind of looks like El Chapo but taller, skinny, blue eyes, and pale, he wears a dress shirt, jeans, leather jacket, and dress shoes
>he walked by me one day when I was taking my trash cans up the driveway
>the thick putrid scent of ash and garlic raped my nostrils, he eats raw garlic and likes to light shit on fire, a proffessional craigslist crackhead
>younger one is always wearing Adidas for some reason and gets in screaming matches with his brother and parents
>one day the dad and the fucktarded older brother are moving a sofa from the truck they used to haul all their shit over
>dad gets tired and drops the sofa on the kids foot making an audible crunching sound
>they start fighting and go inside, leaving the sofa on driveway
>mom hits the sofa backing out of the driveway
>bimbo hits it a second time coming back
>days pass
>it rains/snows several times and the sofa is starting to smell and has several rips at this point
>older brother comes out again one day, starts a fire in the front yard, goes inside without putting it out
>some of it catches fire to the sofa, mom runs outside and pours a can of sparkling water on it
>goes back inside
>dumbfounded.png

ran outta space here, refer to my below comment