EPPIC ..........RAP......... BATTLES.........OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!
JANNY!
VERSHUS
PEPE!
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[Pepe]
Listen here jannie, I'm about to tell a tale Of a little NEET virgin whose life is an epic fail
I love Sneed and Bane, i gotta get my meme fix And you know I hate gooks, faggots, niggers, and spics
Honnies sayin' I'm based, honnies say I'm redpilled Honnies see me spitting bars at some loser gettin' grilled
I'm gettin' litty! Pour a drink in my cup Looks like someone posted doggy doo, SO FUCKING CLEAN IT UP!
[Janny]
Let this be a warning.
My job isn't rewarding
I never really want to wake up in the morning.
I got fatty flabs, Hot Pockets are a must
And my fingers are always greasy from the fuckin' Cheeto dust.
I might not get paid, yeah I do it for free
but learn your fucking lesson: don't mess with me
Imma ban you
Imma ban you
Imma ban you
CUZ I AM A BAD JEW!
[Pepe]
Is that all you got?
your rap game is weak
Ban me! I don't give a fuck
I'll use a proxy for a week.
When I make a new thread you better bet it be a sticky
And then I BTFO all those shills that work for Mickey
I'll tell you one more time
my rhymes are prime
I get paid with (You)s and you don't even get a dime
Your mom just called and I gotta take a piss
So call me Sam Raimi. HOW'D I GET AWAY WITH THIS?
[Janny]
MUM! This guy is being mean to me
He gets all the chicks, and all I got is weeb 2D
Wait a sec, I gotta take a breath. My asthma's gettin' bad
I really hate that I'm a virgin, I'm jealous you're a chad
Will this be the night
Should I get my noose
Wait, that's not right
It couldn't hold me, it's no use
Guess I'll go get my dad's gun and pull the trigger
BANG
[Pepe]
FUCK NIGGERS
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!