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Anonymous ID:dvIwHR8X Mon 02 Mar 2020 13:24:53 No.9671089 View View Reply Original Report

just like 6 liters of water will leave you thirsty for more
>my dick is ripped open on like 6 or 7 dofferent parts of my foreskin
>it's like back in the day when I had phimosis
>I didn't really expect my foreskin to become tight again
>I put some of my cannabis cream and it burned like a motherfucker
change of plans, if you don't drink the water you'll just get my damascus steel up your butt

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Anonymous ID:fNHzFCIR Mon 02 Mar 2020 13:32:52 No.9671106 Report

Quoted By: >>9671196

shut the fuck up serika

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Anonymous ID:dvIwHR8X Mon 02 Mar 2020 14:25:23 No.9671196 Report

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>>9671106
NO U

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Anonymous ID:vXb0OBZL Mon 02 Mar 2020 14:32:41 No.9671319 Report

Quoted By: >>9671438 >>9671447

It's very telling how you keep posting anime screencaps instead of sprites and cg. Get the fuck out of here.

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Anonymous ID:fxffPwRR Mon 02 Mar 2020 14:35:27 No.9671322 Report

Quoted By: >>9671438

>cannabis cream

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Anonymous ID:izvcSeDq Mon 02 Mar 2020 14:42:00 No.9671337 Report

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cut your head off

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Anonymous ID:NO5Y0tEQ Mon 02 Mar 2020 14:54:42 No.9671366 Report

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>>9671089
DUDE.....CANNABIS CREAM, LMAO

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Anonymous ID:lojZ+AwY Mon 02 Mar 2020 14:54:55 No.9671367 Report

Quoted By: >>9671386 >>9671438

>>9671089
And why don't you see a doctor about it?

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Anonymous ID:NO5Y0tEQ Mon 02 Mar 2020 15:05:45 No.9671386 Report

Quoted By: >>9671414

>>9671367
Are yuropean doctors as foreskin hungry as american doctors? Ours will call any phimosis or blister as a need for immediate circumcision.

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Anonymous ID:lojZ+AwY Mon 02 Mar 2020 15:19:22 No.9671414 Report

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>>9671386
Can't say. I never had any such problems. But no doctor wanted to circumcise me when I was an infant, so there's that.
Is phimosis common? 4chan is literally the only place where I ever heard it mentioned.

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Anonymous ID:dvIwHR8X Mon 02 Mar 2020 15:29:36 No.9671438 Report

Quoted By: >>9671440 >>9671443 >>9671656

>>9671319
I got halfway through the VN when I ran out of drugs, this shit is trippy I don't want to play it sober
I'd consider reading it again if I had some datura
I only have couple cgs/screens I saved myself and that I saved from the interwebz
>>9671322
>homemade
>>9671367
last time I had a doctor check my weener my testicles hurt for two whole weeks

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Anonymous ID:fxffPwRR Mon 02 Mar 2020 15:31:38 No.9671440 Report

Quoted By: >>9671463

>>9671438
How do you homemake it?

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Anonymous ID:lojZ+AwY Mon 02 Mar 2020 15:33:53 No.9671443 Report

Quoted By: >>9671463

>>9671438
What the fuck did he do to you?

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Anonymous ID:dvIwHR8X Mon 02 Mar 2020 15:34:52 No.9671447 Report

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>>9671319
>b0obz ID
you fucking cunt
you bumblimg idiot
you stupid shit

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Anonymous ID:S0G9aaDg Mon 02 Mar 2020 15:43:02 No.9671463 Report

Quoted By: >>9671471

>>9671440
I distill with a recondenser for like an hour, filter through a coffee filter and I let the excess water evaporate
this mostly gets rid of chlorophyl
the result is resin-like goo (brown with distinct smell of marijuana, but not rancid like pipe resin), since it's recondensed it has all the terpenes and the cananbinoids and I just mix that shit with coconut oil and calendule macerate... pretty good for stuff like zits and acne aswell as fot smooth skin, I guess it's fucking horrendous for open wounds like dick tears (tares?)
I'm kinda mixed wether or not it's better than tinctures and oil macerates I made in the past but then again I'm working now with medical marijuana, and since I'm not getting high from this I'm less prone to eating it as in the past so yeah I actually use it more often for skin care
>>9671443
she probably squezeed my balls too hard, I never trust penis inspection days for a reason

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Anonymous ID:lojZ+AwY Mon 02 Mar 2020 15:46:42 No.9671471 Report

Quoted By: >>9671486

>>9671463
>she
Get a male doctor when it comes to pp issues.

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Anonymous ID:dvIwHR8X Mon 02 Mar 2020 15:49:41 No.9671478 Report

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this one guy from uni laughed at me for buying a monster zero ultra
for my name isn't Tom, I'll shoot up the whole place and god will be my witness (I butchered that whole sentence pls forgib)

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Anonymous ID:ZseHoiF9 Mon 02 Mar 2020 15:55:16 No.9671486 Report

Quoted By: >>9671652

>>9671471
it was a mandatory systematic checkup without which I can't enlist in the second year
fucking hell I never should've went there, I don't want to study anymore I just want to get hit by a car and live the rest of my life in a wheelchair as a usuless vegetable
anyhoo, the fem doctors are pretty much THE ONLY women that ever touched my schlong and nuts (I'm the only guy don't get any homosex ideas)
why am I saying this it really doesn't help me in the least

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Anonymous ID:lojZ+AwY Mon 02 Mar 2020 16:42:48 No.9671652 Report

Quoted By: >>9671701

>>9671486
Are you trying to say that you want a gf?

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Anonymous ID:vXb0OBZL Mon 02 Mar 2020 16:45:25 No.9671656 Report

Quoted By: >>9671701

>>9671438
I was only joking but holy fuck. Congrats on ruining the experience with a horrible adaptation, retard. Grow a brain next time.

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Anonymous ID:dvIwHR8X Mon 02 Mar 2020 17:12:23 No.9671701 Report

Quoted By: >>9671705

>>9671652
not really, I want the pussy but not the baggage that comes with it
>>9671656
>horrible adaptation
boy you don't seem to do drugs, now do you
anyhoo I'm still kinda bummed they didn't incorporate the great wind and the second piss scene, but I guess such is life when you only get a dozen episodes of adaptation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lojZ+AwY Mon 02 Mar 2020 17:14:05 No.9671705 Report

Quoted By: >>9671732

>>9671701
Why do you think it's baggage? But yes, it's almost impossible to find a decent girl these days.

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Anonymous ID:dvIwHR8X Mon 02 Mar 2020 17:25:21 No.9671732 Report

Quoted By: >>9671750

>>9671705
it just is, every girl even remotely degenerate at their best were reddit tier dumb sacks of meat
theres no integrity behind them, they know jack squat, it's not like I have male friends or acquiantaces of my level but there are guys that are fairly close
whereas the chick bately scrape at the bottom of my soles, I can't connect to any of them and all the attention I used to give them was purely for the sake of maybe getting the poonani (never happaned)
nowadays I just cycle through mindless low ranking females with low self esteem and just dump all of my problems and worries onto them like throwing dead car batteries in a nearby forest, some last longer and some shorter but they never last longer than a year, desu
I gave up completely, just look at MadThad0890; nigger gad to suck years worth of dick in order to even consider getting some real puss, I don't know where I'm going with this I have to share my legacy somehow otherwise it would all go to waste

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Anonymous ID:lojZ+AwY Mon 02 Mar 2020 17:34:11 No.9671750 Report

Quoted By: >>9671778

>>9671732
>I just cycle through mindless low ranking females with low self esteem and just dump all of my problems and worries onto them
Where do you even find those? Also why would they just sit there and take it?
Who's MadThad?

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Anonymous ID:dvIwHR8X Mon 02 Mar 2020 17:46:38 No.9671778 Report

Quoted By: >>9671791

>>9671750
surprisingly I met every single one of them through my (now former) dealer
they just take it because they are used to, that's what they are for to the orbiters I guess, I didn't even realise it until the third cycle that that is just how their life revolves
>he doesn't know who madthad is
yoooooooooooo, he was like the only nigger I could relate to until he deconverted in prison after he got charged with possession of child pornography
look him up on enciclopedia dramatica, his youtube channel or... mah, I guess The WCT did a fair enough job of getting his story out

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Anonymous ID:lojZ+AwY Mon 02 Mar 2020 17:50:51 No.9671791 Report

Quoted By: >>9671821

>>9671778
>he was like the only nigger I could relate to until he deconverted in prison after he got charged with possession of child pornography
The guy who waifu'd that girl from School Days? Why did you find him relateable?
>they just take it because they are used to, that's what they are for to the orbiters I guess, I didn't even realise it until the third cycle that that is just how their life revolves
Pretty pathetic of them.

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Anonymous ID:dvIwHR8X Mon 02 Mar 2020 18:00:35 No.9671821 Report

Quoted By: >>9671863

>>9671791
theres more to that, and less to that
I guess it's his maneurisms and hist goals for life that made me empathise with him
>pathethic of them
debatable, such behaviour seems commonplace for a vast majority of slightly intelligent women, mostly the depressive kin, even still the stress reduction I get from their ears is equivalent to that of xanax, though I couldn't break into tears after anybody's death their departure would actually cause me genuine harm
unrelated to the topic at hand; I never thought I'd be too far gone this early in the game, theres just no moving forward as myself, five years gone to drain for nothing
I'm rambling again, it's time for me to STOP

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Anonymous ID:lojZ+AwY Mon 02 Mar 2020 18:24:54 No.9671863 Report

Quoted By: >>9671865 >>9671894

>>9671821
What were his goals? I only saw that clip of his when he sings happy birthday to the girl and I've heard of his arrest. I didn't even remember his username.
>I'm rambling again, it's time for me to STOP
There's no need to stop. This is one of the few places on the internet where other people actually listen to your ramblings.

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Anonymous ID:fxffPwRR Mon 02 Mar 2020 18:27:52 No.9671865 Report

Quoted By: >>9671870

>>9671863
Are you done giving attention to the german then?

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Anonymous ID:lojZ+AwY Mon 02 Mar 2020 18:31:01 No.9671870 Report

Quoted By: >>9671874

>>9671865
I barely even talked to the German, retard.

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Anonymous ID:fxffPwRR Mon 02 Mar 2020 18:32:55 No.9671874 Report

Quoted By: >>9671949

>>9671870
Perhaps I confused you with another inquisitive Brit

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Anonymous ID:dvIwHR8X Mon 02 Mar 2020 18:42:43 No.9671894 Report

Quoted By: >>9671949

>>9671863
I watched couple dozen of his videos, if you knew me and knew what I've been up to you might say that thaddeus did it all before me (except the drugs and pyromania I guess)
I guess I'm still mad pissed for the fact that the nigger got a dakimakura and if I ever brought one in my household it would be burned by the next day by my alchoholic father, drug abusing sister and her bf or by my.... well, uh, mentally unstable mother...?
It's not fun if I just drop everything, theres plenty of time to shitpost until may, after that I have no clue what will follow

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Anonymous ID:lojZ+AwY Mon 02 Mar 2020 19:03:03 No.9671949 Report

Quoted By: >>9672006

>>9671894
What happens in may?
And why'd you want a daki? To me it seems that it's only good as a very temporary distraction.
And no, I don't know anything about you. The first time I posted in any of your threads was two days ago.
>>9671874
You did. I might be inquisitive but the German guy kind of scares me.

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Anonymous ID:dvIwHR8X Mon 02 Mar 2020 19:14:27 No.9672006 Report

Quoted By: >>9672076

>>9671949
not telling, be patient
I have plenty of temporary distractions in my life, I still cherrish the fact I got them in the first place (in other words, though I don't appreciate them for long I am ecstatic for the fact I got them in the first place, for not getting them at all would truly be a tragedy)
you couldn't possibly know me, my closest comrades don't know me, buuuuuuuut I did talk about hipothethical situation which I used as a narrative device so that you could better understand what kind of a person I am (atleast on a superficial level)

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Anonymous ID:lojZ+AwY Mon 02 Mar 2020 19:28:51 No.9672076 Report

Quoted By: >>9672117 >>9672144

>>9672006
Yes, you are right. Some distractions are needed.
Ah, I forgot.
>just look at MadThad0890; nigger gad to suck years worth of dick in order to even consider getting some real puss
I thought the guy never even wanted any. He came across as some wacko guy madly in love with his daki and that's it.

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Anonymous ID:dvIwHR8X Mon 02 Mar 2020 19:38:55 No.9672117 Report

Quoted By: >>9672126 >>9672144

>>9672076
nah man you should hear from his prison stories, he went full on gay sucking dick, getting his dick sucked, topping, bottoming
I guess it makes sense for a sexually depraved person to go full on degenerate in a mouse utopia, in the end the guy was probably lying through his teeth when he said he didn't want contact with 3dpds; by the time he was out of prison he wanted to go back because he was missing the D

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Anonymous ID:lojZ+AwY Mon 02 Mar 2020 19:41:57 No.9672126 Report

Quoted By: >>9672175

>>9672117
For your sake I'm hoping that you don't want to become a homosexual negroid one day.

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Anonymous ID:dvIwHR8X Mon 02 Mar 2020 19:43:26 No.9672144 Report

Quoted By:

>>9672076
>>9672117
oh yeah, supposedly hes "bisexual", meaning hes just a massive slut that wants cummies, not strictly gay but like, take it with a grain of salt he needs viagra at 28 just to get a stiffy when faced with poon
I dunno how effective that will be, when I took viagra I just had a headache and my dick was acting normal, IMO sildenafil is a psyop like the "LSD" that you supposedly get from street dealers, something sketchy about that whole market, I don't trust it

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Anonymous ID:dvIwHR8X Mon 02 Mar 2020 19:50:09 No.9672175 Report

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>>9672126
don't worry (worry a little bit)
I think I have enough resolve to cut my guts open if I was facing prisontime
I do a lot of degenerate shit; act like a daggot on the internet, smoke pot from bananas, stuff that I can't even say now that I have formed "an identity", rubbed my dick against warmed up raw chicken breasts until I came, filmed myself jacking off so many times I lost count... and many many more
but at the end of the day even I find some stuff unforgivable as a straight white man [spoiler:lit]like, theres nothing wrong with being gay; if you like it up your butt do what you like, but if you are straught don't get your anus relaxed by another man's penis[/spoiler:lit]
death is prefferable to degeneracy

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Anonymous ID:kX7y1wLU Mon 02 Mar 2020 22:15:37 No.9673042 Report

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Thanks for the reminder
I'm going to drink some water before going to bed

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