>>9673172>Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Palgueis the wise?Dress up as Andrew Jackson, demand everyone refer to you as "old hickory"
>It's not a story a Jedi would tell youMake not denying the holocaust punishable by death in your compound
>Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the SithDestroy the MKJ Jr monument in DC
>The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnaturalAcquire a harem with at least one member of every race
>he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create liferaise a new generation of fighters innawoods
>He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his powerGet so strung out and paranoid on pills that you stay up for a week straight
>he taught his apprentice everything he knewRaise you (white) son to take your place when you die
>his apprentice killed him in his sleepKill five opposition officers
>Ironic.sheevmake base camp in Columbine high school
>He could save others,from death but not himselfend a statist's killstreak
>Are you threatening me Master Jedi?Get captured by soi loyalists; escape
>The Sentate will decide your fateSet up courts in your compound to try subversivs
>I AM THE SENATEspend a night camped out in the US Senate chambers
>It's treason then...Find a mole in your own ranks
