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Quoted By: >>9679476
What genuine tales do you bring from distant lands, anon?
>be me
>9
>go on holiday in Florida
>literally a swamp
>drive to the nearest shop 3 minutes down the road because no footpaths
>help my uncle (who owned property there) to do his weekly shop
>he gives me a list to make my retard 9 y/o self feel important
>cheese is on the list
>go to the fridge section, 0.2 miles away from the milk section
>see blocks of cheese glow-in-the-dark orange
>look at ingredients because I had literally never seen cheese like that
>"high fructose corn syrup"
>walk 0.2 miles back to find my uncle
>"hey uncle why does American cheese have syrup in it"
>"they put it in everything anon, it still tastes the same"
>be me
>9
>go on holiday in Florida
>literally a swamp
>drive to the nearest shop 3 minutes down the road because no footpaths
>help my uncle (who owned property there) to do his weekly shop
>he gives me a list to make my retard 9 y/o self feel important
>cheese is on the list
>go to the fridge section, 0.2 miles away from the milk section
>see blocks of cheese glow-in-the-dark orange
>look at ingredients because I had literally never seen cheese like that
>"high fructose corn syrup"
>walk 0.2 miles back to find my uncle
>"hey uncle why does American cheese have syrup in it"
>"they put it in everything anon, it still tastes the same"
