>>968389FUCKING SMORES.
Smores are the stupidest fucking invention ever. Like why go through the work of finding a stick (or if your super white you have special pokers) toast a mushy ball that is roughly as nutritious as Styrofoam. Half the time they burst into flames and the other half they fall off into the fire. Then after 5 tries and when you just go with whatever abomination you have you got to get the chocolate that is probably melted because its the middle of fucking july. Then you put it all between gram crackers. The first bit you take the gram cracker doesn't break and the marshmallow squishes out on your hands.
Its the most retarded thing ever thought up by dumb white people who are camping.
