>>9696645So basically it's a long story. I'm a H.S. Senior and our school in an attempt to combat the general madness that happens in the school have been putting up these "GRIT Posters" which are basically how you SHOULD behave in the halls/bathrooms/lunch room. And I thought they were retarded and didn't work because already someone smeared "Fuck GRIT" on the bathroom wall with shit, someone pissed in the sink, and there have been 2 fights already this year and I decided to take all the grit posters down and I'm the only one in the school with enough autism to take them so I have a couple at my house, I gave a majority of them to my friend. So anyway my friend shows me this video of in the locker room one of our friends throws a paper towel dispenser at the wall in the shower and it fucking explodes. Realizing that the dispenser has a plastic punch-out key on the back that can open all the other paper towel dispensers of the same model in our school (90% of the other ones) I decided that I could use one of those and steal the paper towels and put them in the toilet or something stupid I dunno, anyway I ask him to trade, I'll give him a large hallway poster in exchange for the dispenser and he says OK, but he needs to get the parts first so I wait 2 weeks and he said he couldn't get the parts because he pawned them off to his friends and they lost the parts, so he offers me the next best thing, a soap dispenser, so Monday at school before it starts we head down to the bathroom and exchange and the second after the trade he tells like 20 people on Snapchat about the exchange and how I now have a paper towel dispenser and I thought that this was gonna be a secret deal because we went into a bathroom far away with no one in it because the other bathrooms were being cleaned at that time by the jannies in the school.
