tank man
>nothing happened in tiananmen square
Wang Sum Dik
>>9696665 >appearify to continue trying to "pacify" Liu Liu-Katt Rong
>>9696665 >keep fighting with upright and equal spirit Anonymous
>>9696665 >Destroy the tank Zhu Chingchong (Styled: Shigouzhe)
Zhu Chingchong (Styled: Shigouzhe) ID:XjcxTyff Sat 07 Mar 2020 01:19:03 No. 9696733 Report >Awaken
Anonymous
>>9696670 >In your case more like Chang'an square lmao. Your tank's fucked by He Jin btw. >>9696689 >You continue shooting at He Jin, who you miss because he's unga bunga wailing on the tank with his sword. >>9696690 >Even with your fighting spirit, you are currently getting btfo by the city's forces. Your peasants are being cut down by the guard, several breaking rank from the chaos of war, only the men at arms are holding up and not that well. It'll take a miracle to turn this around. >>9696727 >It seems like whatever power you got doing that stunt has left you. Your jian clanks ineffectively off of the tank's armor, as bullets whiz past >>9696733 >You wake up from a microsleep after getting your robes on. It seems just about time to carve out your dynasty. Wang Sum Dik
>>9696783 >fuck it, use the power of SIXTH SENSE to shoot the tank in it's fuel storage. use that to blow the both of them up Zhu Chingchong (Styled: Shigouzhe)
Zhu Chingchong (Styled: Shigouzhe) ID:XjcxTyff Sat 07 Mar 2020 01:33:32 No. 9696810 Report >>9696783 >Arm myself properly before heading out. >Grab anything I could reasonably carry without looking fucking retarded to my own troops tank man
>>9696783 >If possible, try to just randomly shoot >If not, poke my head out of the tank and shout Anonymous
>>9696799 >You line up the perfect shot, get ready, pull the trigger and... It jams. Somebody sees you shooting the leader of their city, and punches you in the side of the head, making you fall over.
>>9696810 >You get your liuyedao and spear and a satchel of things, along with a water container, and sack of ink, a brush, and paper for poetry and calligraphy and head out. A captain simply asks you, "Where to, sir?" >>9696811 >Seems like you have to get out of the tank. You fire wildly, shooting everything except for what's right near and a threat to you, that being He jin. He takes a swing at you with his jian, thankfully for you missing. Wang Sum Dik
>>9696880 >look at them I was aiming for the rampaging tank. are you really going to stop someone protecting the city?
Liu-Katt Rong
>>9696783 >pray to great jade emperor for a miracle Zhu Chingchong (Styled: Shigouzhe)
Zhu Chingchong (Styled: Shigouzhe) ID:XjcxTyff Sat 07 Mar 2020 01:54:11 No. 9696897 Report >>9696880 "Have my men gathered already?"
tank man
>>9696880 >retreat, tactical retreat! Wang Bang Lee
>>9696665 >go back to Katt since the loli isn’t here anymore Anonymous
>>9696885 "Yuo rie, grorious reader is on datu tank! Nao you faceu mah NORTH STYLE PINGPONG KUNG FU"
>he enters a horse stance facing you, flailing his arms around like a retard. >>9696894 >As you pray, you get stabbed by a spear through the shoulder. Your prayer to the jade emperor is interrupted, and the peasants are in absolute fear while being cut down. >>9696897 "Yes sir! Everyone we could gather is here"
>The city stretches before you, Chinese people everywhere, a 5 year old walking through the street, animals, vehicles, everything. >>9696907 >The tank isn't working, as you drop in He Jin misses again. >>9696922 >As you walk through the city, some random chink sweeping the street kicks you to the curb, shaking with rage. People around you just walk past, not giving a fuck. Wang Sum Dik
>>9696931 you must master the techniques of Gun-fu to stand a chance against me.
>shoot him in the bollocks. then the head. Anonymous
>>9696935 >He starts screaming, and then you shoot him dead. His body slumps off the roof and falls into the street. Zhu Chingchong (Styled: Shigouzhe)
Zhu Chingchong (Styled: Shigouzhe) ID:XjcxTyff Sat 07 Mar 2020 02:14:30 No. 9696957 Report >>9696931 >Mentally shed a tear for the 5 year old who is about to die violently for one reason or another "Take me to them and ready the transports. We're going to Fuzhou!"
Wang Sum Dik
>>9696955 maniacs get what they deserve.
>activate sixth sense and locate intresting things. Wang Bang Lee
>>9696931 >shit not again >get in a defensive stance and get ready to do an epic Kung fu counter on him Liu-Katt Rong
>>9696931 "AAA HAU DARE YOU"
>bash the man who stabbed me until the streets run red OP
>>9696957 >He takes you to your troops, ready to finally do some conquering. You get on your horse and get on your way, a hundred men behind you. >>9696965 >You can't sense shit, on top of that you slip off the roof and fall to the street below. >>9696968 >You enter a defensive stance, the resident psycho collecting himself. He seems surprised you're able to get up. But, for all the good your stance can do, he powers through and stomps your shoulder, pinning you to the ground. He starts beating you violently with his broom. >>9696985 >You conk him across the head and start beating him while he's on the ground, pitched battle happening around you. Wang Sum Dik
>>9696994 >act natural while the Psi-Fi clears up so I can use the plot compa- I mean sixth sense. >go look around while I'm at it, see what's in the market. Zhu Chingchong (Styled: Shigouzhe)
Zhu Chingchong (Styled: Shigouzhe) ID:XjcxTyff Sat 07 Mar 2020 02:35:44 No. 9697003 Report >>9696994 "Before we go, are the breaching explosives ready?"
Wang Bang Lee
>>9696994 >that’s it, I must go all out >even though I’m a child I have the strength of an adult because of my training in martial arts >use my full strength this time and grab his balls >squeeze hard and enhance my strength with chi as well to turn his balls into mush OP
>>9697001 >You stumble to your feet, gun several feet away from you. Using a kind of sixth sense, you get the sense that something cool might be in He Jin's palace over there. >In the market, there's mostly s.oy and mystery meat, some of it is obviously monkey and dog meat. There's also other wares of course, but much less common than the food. >>9697003 "B-breaching explosives?"
>The captain asks "What do you think we are, Beijing? Besides, we're only going to Fuzhou, territory of the Northern Snake Kung Jin, we'll be fine."
>>9697006 >The man sees your CBT attack coming and blocks, throwing you to the side. At least this time you're on your feet. Wang Sum Dik
>>9697014 >make sure to grab the gun. don't want it sitting there for anyone to take. >head off towards the palace. Wang Bang Lee
>>9697014 >use my height to my advantage by feinting high, and then going blow again >attack his nuts with a flurry of fast ip man Kung fu punches Liu-Katt Rong
>>9696994 "dying peasants! Yuo are dying because not one of you has started praying! pray harder fellows! if yuo die, it is because you did not pray hard enough!"
>Make all the peasants start praying mid battle OP
>>9697017 >You grab the gun, and stumble off towards the palace. It's in shambles, massive holes, dead bodies, and broken furniture are everywhere from the tank man's rampage. >>9697018 >You successfully feint high, tricking him into getting his guard up, but he turns away just in time to not have his balls pulverized. This fucks him up a little bit, his thigh is temporarily out of order, but even if you have the strength of a full grown man with your chi, you only have the weight of a 5 year old. He picks you up by the neck with both hands, and throws you to the ground face down, and every one of your instincts is telling you that he's winding up a stomp. >>9697029 >Your dudes hear you, and start howling prayers to the heavens. The city guards stop and laugh, before they hear thunder and the clouds gathering. Then, a lightning bolt strikes one dead. The once dominating soldiers get spooked, screaming about how the heavens have turned on them. Zhu Chingchong (Styled: Shigouzhe)
Zhu Chingchong (Styled: Shigouzhe) ID:XjcxTyff Sat 07 Mar 2020 02:56:06 No. 9697048 Report >>9697014 "My mistake, I meant Xuzhou. Heavily fortified, manned by the Southern Ram. We're taking Jiangsu over. We're a hundred only, which means we'll lose a siege without getting creative..."
>Get an idea "Bring with us twenty prisoners, a small barrel half-full of gutter oil for each of them too. I have a plan"
Wang Sum Dik
>>9697047 >investigate, no way the tank made it here already. Liu-Katt Rong
>>9697047 "Join us or the heavens will destroy all of you! wre are the rightful rulers of china!"
Wang Bang Lee
>>9697047 >shidd time to employ my very last technique that I only use for emergencies >cover my head to avoid taking as much damage as possible, then start crying very loudly >try to use this crying technique to get the other chinks to overcome their soullessness and help a 5 year old child not get brutally murdered OP
>>9697048 "Ah I see."
>You can see him thinking "Hmm sir, what's your plan?"
>He asks >>9697052 >Well, obviously it did, one tank size hole came in through the front and out where you just came in >>9697056 "Well, if heaven is truly with you..."
>A man in more ornate armor says, making his way through the crowd to face you "Then you must defeat He Jin in combat. He is the warlord of this city"
>>9697067 >Seems like the chinks around here are especially soulless. They only give you a glance as the sweeping chink stomps you over and over again, pausing to kick you over and stomp on your face, shouting insults at you in anger. Wang Sum Dik
>>9697082 >well... how did it get up the stairs then? investigate further. Liu-Katt Rong
>>9697082 "I accept his chrallenge...I wrill guide my peopol to greatness, and the heavens shall bear witness! They have chosen me!"
>find He Jin Zhu Chingchong (Styled: Shigouzhe)
Zhu Chingchong (Styled: Shigouzhe) ID:XjcxTyff Sat 07 Mar 2020 03:13:29 No. 9697099 Report >>9697082 "We can't procure proper explosives, so we'll have to make do with lesser ones. We'll fill the gutter barrels up with cane juice and yeast on the last town before Xuzhou, then we'll light them up on the walls."
Wang Bang Lee
>>9697082 >fucking chinks >as he goes to stomp down wait for the right moment and catch his leg >bite down on his calf and try to make him fall down OP
>>9697087 >Seems to have driven up the stairs, almost broken >>9697092 >You see He Jin wailing on the hatch of a tank in the middle of the city. Both your and his men are confused by this >>9697099 "Excellent strategy. I'll find them at once!"
>He says, going up and getting all the men to disperse around the city. >>9697101 >You actually manage to catch him on one of the stomps, working quickly despite your pain. You bite down on his calf, causing him to scream out and throw you off. He falls to the ground on his back. Wang Sum Dik
>>9697109 >well, that answers that. >climb the palace without listening to sense number 6, for once. Wang Bang Lee
>>9697109 >do not waste this opportunity >fuckin jump on this nigga and start doing ipman punches on his head until he’s unconscious Zhu Chingchong (Styled: Shigouzhe)
Zhu Chingchong (Styled: Shigouzhe) ID:XjcxTyff Sat 07 Mar 2020 03:22:08 No. 9697118 Report >>9697109 >Send someone else to go fetch us ten oxen to carry the barrels and prisoners with Liu-Katt Rong
>>9697109 "What a fool! he will be easily overpowered."
>charge at He Jin on the tank "DAI DAI DAI"
OP
>>9697112 >As you climb the palace, among the rubble on the second floor you find something very interesting. A small booklet, with the title "On the cultivation of qi and its techniques". >>9697116 >Unfortunately for you, he recovers before you can start going ipman mode on him. He grabs you by the head, and slams you into the wall head first, over and over again. Your vision starts blurring and your ears are ringing like fuck, you better do something fast or else you're going to fall unconscious >>9697118 >A couple of guys still standing around go off to grab oxen, as the other men come back with their barrels and prisoners. >>9697119 >Even when he's wailing on the tank, he hears you coming. He manages to deflect every single one of your attacks, and kicks you right off. He shouts "BITCH, I am He Jin, holder of the mandate of heaven. You cannot defeat me"
Zhu Chingchong (Styled: Shigouzhe)
Zhu Chingchong (Styled: Shigouzhe) ID:XjcxTyff Sat 07 Mar 2020 03:36:21 No. 9697142 Report >>9697139 >Wait while they set everything up Wang Sum Dik
>>9697139 ...interesting.
>ACTIVATE SIXTH SENSE TO OBSERVE THE POWER OF QI >if that doesn't work just read it normally like some kind of peasant Wang Bang Lee
>>9697139 >use the very last of my chi for one last attack “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
>since he’s grabbing my head, turn my hips and go for an armbar >crank that shit using all my strength and my chi to make it bend the other way OP
>>9697142 >You observe them mixing all the ingredients, confused prisoners watching all this, as the other guys finally come back. "Sir, I'm sorry, but we could only find 9 oxen and 1 donkey"
>>9697145 >The book, from what you're reading, seems to mostly be a manual of qigong mixed with kung fu, emphasizing the cultivation of ch'i through extreme physical conditioning and spiritual cultivation. >>9697149 >You actually manage to get around his arm, and use your chi to push your muscles past their limits and bend his elbow all the way backwards. He falls to the ground, screaming and writhing chinkily Wang Sum Dik
>>9697177 >Spiritual cultivation? don't believe that bullshit, but it's worth a shot. >start praying to... I don't know, that jade emperor guy? I think he was a higher up one. see if I can learn about this "cultivation" from him. OP
>>9697187 >As you pray, you get the sense that the Jade Emperor is occupied, most likely with meditation Zhu Chingchong (Styled: Shigouzhe)
Zhu Chingchong (Styled: Shigouzhe) ID:XjcxTyff Sat 07 Mar 2020 03:57:08 No. 9697226 Report >>9697177 "That will do. Get moving!"
>make my horse start walking Wang Bang Lee
>>9697177 >ip man punch his head until he’s unconscious OP
>>9697226 >You get your horse walking, and head off to Xuzhou OP
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>>9697248 >you manage to get on him, but he raises his unbroken arm to stop your wing chun punching. Wang Sum Dik
>>9697215 >well, if I can't contact him, go see if I can home in on some spiritual leader for advice. Zhu Chingchong (Styled: Shigouzhe)
Zhu Chingchong (Styled: Shigouzhe) ID:XjcxTyff Sat 07 Mar 2020 04:10:37 No. 9697277 Report >>9697249 >Keep going until we find a mildly lootable-looking village Liu-Katt Rong
>>9697139 "Lies, the jade emperor gives me strength!"
>continue the onslaught, try to knock him off the tank OP
>>9697264 >even with your sense, you can't hone in on any masters of qi, although you do sense hightened levels of energy outside, on investigation, it's He Jin and Liu-Katt Rong. >>9697277 >Hmmm, doesn't look like you can see lootable village for shit. All there is is starving peasants. >>9697285 >He Jin continues to BTFO you, cutting your arms and torso before kicking you in the head to the ground Wang Sum Dik
>>9697300 >bring back out the glock. see if I can cripple He Jin so I can complete my mission. >activate sixth sense and fire. Zhu Chingchong (Styled: Shigouzhe)
Zhu Chingchong (Styled: Shigouzhe) ID:XjcxTyff Sat 07 Mar 2020 04:24:07 No. 9697321 Report >>9697300 >Maybe we'll be able to find a farm further forwards >There's bound to be SOMETHING between Xuzhou and Nanjing OP
>>9697316 >You break out the glock, start firing, and fucking miss. >>9697321 >You do see some farms, but they're all small and just farming rice. Wang Sum Dik
>>9697335 >sit back and just try perform qi BS while the fight goes on. >maybe this'll be good to learn how He Jin fights. Liu-Katt Rong
>>9697300 "AAAAAAAAAAAAGH...by the order of the jade palace... I cannot let you win..."
>try to hold out until the heavens see my strife Zhu Chingchong (Styled: Shigouzhe)
Zhu Chingchong (Styled: Shigouzhe) ID:XjcxTyff Sat 07 Mar 2020 04:43:45 No. 9697392 Report OP
>>9697351 >Since you can't get any hardcore training out right now, you focus on the spiritual side of it. You sit down, cross legged, and close your eyes. As you focus yourself, you feel a power bubbling under the surface, like an ocean of magma. Your "sixth sense" suddenly reaches out, and even with your eyes closed you see the fight ensuing between Liu-Katt Rong and He Jin, like fires flickering in the darkness. This only lasts for a moment, before ebbing away and coming back again. >>9697384 >He Jin is kind of btfoing you still, you get up and clash blades with him several times, before he disarms you and kicks you in the stomach, sending you reeling back "The heavenly order is not in your favor, for I am the restorer of the Han. Do you not realize, I hold the mandate of heaven, and will overcome all challengers"
>>9697392 >As you make your way through the countryside, you finally get to the city. High walls surround it, with guards on top and around it. All of them are well armed and heavily armored, this isn't going to be a pretty siege from what you can see. he jin
Liu-Katt Rong
>>9697412 "Yuo are too bold, He Jin...your impudence will kill yuo..."
>Attempt to regurgitate the arume stew into his face and stab him Wang Sum Dik
>>9697412 >focus harder, if the abilities I have can already reach out, perhaps I could use them to influence something... like... a rock? moving a rock would be a good test. Zhu Chingchong (Styled: Shigouzhe)
Zhu Chingchong (Styled: Shigouzhe) ID:XjcxTyff Sat 07 Mar 2020 05:00:43 No. 9697441 Report >>9697412 "Well... Screw the bombs, burning them will work just as well. Light the prisoners up and send them into their defences!"
OP
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>>9697417 >>9697418 >Before Liu-Katt can vomit up his arume stew, He Jin goes on the offensive and slashes the fuck out of him, spilling plenty of blood without even giving Rong a chance to defend himself. Things are looking down for the new warlord. >>9697425 >No sell, though you manage to keep up your chi sensing for longer periods in this newfound state. >>9697441 "Yes sir!"
>Your captain says, ordering the soldiers to tie up the prisoners and light them up, as the 100 charge the walls. The sides fight hard, as the front hoists up the 20 screaming prisoners upon the wall, cutting them loose to wreak havoc for the soldiers on top. You appear to have gotten the drop on them, and are winning against the outside guards. It's a good start, but the fight has only just begun [END THREAD]
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