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> be me, a doctor. basically god incarnate
> got lost wandering around europe for 1000 years and end up in strange new land
> the peasants wont stop yelling 'ching chong ching chong'
> i approach a group of ching chongs who are surrounding an old man
> 'what seems to be ailing you smelly peas-'
> 'ching chong ching chong'
> this isn't going to work
> look at the ching chong and he is coughing and holding his chest
> typicalbullshit.scroll
> figure that i can just do the same old shit and hit him with my awesome peasant stick
> ching chongs are confused and keep yelling strange noises
> old man is still coughing
> whatthefuck.trumpet
> beat him again with my peasant stick, this time harder to really work in the medicine
> old man wont stop coughing
> ching chongs are getting angry that i keep beating him
> old man starts wheezing and falls on the ground
> dude is totally dead lmao
> gotta pretend hes just sleeping, like always
> i turn around and yell 'behold he is cured!'
> ching chongs nod and seem to buy it
> im out of here
> before i leave, i get a strange feeling in my throat
> mfw start coughing
> mfw ching chongs start panicking
> oh fuck
> got lost wandering around europe for 1000 years and end up in strange new land
> the peasants wont stop yelling 'ching chong ching chong'
> i approach a group of ching chongs who are surrounding an old man
> 'what seems to be ailing you smelly peas-'
> 'ching chong ching chong'
> this isn't going to work
> look at the ching chong and he is coughing and holding his chest
> typicalbullshit.scroll
> figure that i can just do the same old shit and hit him with my awesome peasant stick
> ching chongs are confused and keep yelling strange noises
> old man is still coughing
> whatthefuck.trumpet
> beat him again with my peasant stick, this time harder to really work in the medicine
> old man wont stop coughing
> ching chongs are getting angry that i keep beating him
> old man starts wheezing and falls on the ground
> dude is totally dead lmao
> gotta pretend hes just sleeping, like always
> i turn around and yell 'behold he is cured!'
> ching chongs nod and seem to buy it
> im out of here
> before i leave, i get a strange feeling in my throat
> mfw start coughing
> mfw ching chongs start panicking
> oh fuck
