Yes, I will immigrate to northern Italy.
Yes, i will start a mafia family to increase northern Italy's crime rate.
Yes, I will vote for PD party every single time.
Yes, I will attack tourists in northern Italy on sight to make polentoni look bad.
Yes I will leech social welfare.
No I won't work.
No, i will never leave northern Italy.
No, I will not learn your dumb dialect.
No, i will never pay taxes.