>>9723401Fuck me it had to be up the butt medicine eh? Aight pull up a chair leaf.
>how should I prepareHonestly you really can't if you're not shoving things up your ass. There's 2 forms of the exam they'll perform which is either done awake or with anesthesia. They always do the finger and toob dood of death before putting you under for a full colonoscopy.
The toob dood of death is like a foot and a half long no joke and they expect to put the whole thing in you.
Look I'm a homo who likes things in my butt but I was not prepared for the sheer hand size of my proctologist or the tools they were about to TRY to shove into my ass. When shaking hands with your doc feels like shaking hands with a clutch of bananas there's really no preparing at that point.
They're gonna stick long things in your butt and no amount of anal play outside of maybe fisting yourself to blow it out completely will prepare you.
Just lie back and think of England.
