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>be me
>30 years old finally have the financial security to return back to university
>2nd semester back, things are going swimmingly. really loving my cool labs and lectures
>corona-chan shows up all sexy with her bat-like features
>i fall for her
>school falls for her, shuts down
>all my cool ass bioengineering labs that I paid for this semester down the drain
>never going to ever get a degree
>possibly the end of the world, degrees might not matter
>unironically going to buy this 3k USD ducati monster tomorrow just for the fuck of it, and to ride around my city during the demise
