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>be me
>be on holiday/vacation with family in tropical region of my country
>average temperature is around 40 degrees C almost everyday (thats about 100ish for you americans)
>be at mall on the last day of holiday/vacation
>me being the edgy teen i was would be playing metal through my earbuds while looking for shops to waste money in
>usually cant hear anything but the music while the earbuds are in
>out of no where hear "hey would you like to learn about about..."
>me being the socially incapable teen i was turned my head to try to snap a look at who or what just said that
>keep walking even might have upped the pace a little
>turn into a general technology store just passed the things trying to steal my attention
>see my brother looking at gopros and drones boring shit
>decide to head back to the center of the mall to get lunch
>finally discover the "thing" that tried to reel me in
>its actually a 8/10 blonde and maybe a 7/10 brunette with a lifeguard stand
>my bro used to be a lifeguard and did volunteer work at a local club so naturally he walks straight up to them
>trembling in fear remembering im incapable of human interaction
>sweating even harder than i ever have before
>brother is small talking about his old volunteer work
>probably trying to get either of their #
>blonde who tried to call me earlier walks away to (insert something here idk)
>brunette tells me while my brother is there that she saw me notice them calling me over and she knew i walked away on purpose
>tell her that i was looking for my brother because he did the volunteer work as a lifeguard
>she buys it and tells blondey
>they apologize and we walk away
>brother knows exactly what happened and is not pleased but he doesnt really care
>get back home same day after 3 hour flight and 4 hour drive
never leave home again...
pic not related but thought it was funny so...
>be on holiday/vacation with family in tropical region of my country
>average temperature is around 40 degrees C almost everyday (thats about 100ish for you americans)
>be at mall on the last day of holiday/vacation
>me being the edgy teen i was would be playing metal through my earbuds while looking for shops to waste money in
>usually cant hear anything but the music while the earbuds are in
>out of no where hear "hey would you like to learn about about..."
>me being the socially incapable teen i was turned my head to try to snap a look at who or what just said that
>keep walking even might have upped the pace a little
>turn into a general technology store just passed the things trying to steal my attention
>see my brother looking at gopros and drones boring shit
>decide to head back to the center of the mall to get lunch
>finally discover the "thing" that tried to reel me in
>its actually a 8/10 blonde and maybe a 7/10 brunette with a lifeguard stand
>my bro used to be a lifeguard and did volunteer work at a local club so naturally he walks straight up to them
>trembling in fear remembering im incapable of human interaction
>sweating even harder than i ever have before
>brother is small talking about his old volunteer work
>probably trying to get either of their #
>blonde who tried to call me earlier walks away to (insert something here idk)
>brunette tells me while my brother is there that she saw me notice them calling me over and she knew i walked away on purpose
>tell her that i was looking for my brother because he did the volunteer work as a lifeguard
>she buys it and tells blondey
>they apologize and we walk away
>brother knows exactly what happened and is not pleased but he doesnt really care
>get back home same day after 3 hour flight and 4 hour drive
never leave home again...
pic not related but thought it was funny so...
