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>decide to play some CS:GO
>click the play button in 5 frames or less
>start loading the game
>takes 12 minutes
>finally load
>the game switches maps
>takes 12 minutes
>finally load
>finally get into a round
>get earraped by the classic source-engine voice chat stutter for about 50 seconds
>hit the buy menu
>get a famas
>team is already halfway across the map
>framerate dips every 3 seconds
>go with this guy
>before I knew it, entire team but me and this guy were dead
>we get to CT's side of mid after circling through A tunnels and down mid
>bomb has been planted.wav
>he goes B, I go A
>he kills some dudes at B, I rush to go over
>framerate is still shit
>get to the doors
>see a terrorist
>hopelessly spray with famas
>eventually kill him with my p200
>bomb explodes
>entire team kicks me
>click the play button in 5 frames or less
>start loading the game
>takes 12 minutes
>finally load
>the game switches maps
>takes 12 minutes
>finally load
>finally get into a round
>get earraped by the classic source-engine voice chat stutter for about 50 seconds
>hit the buy menu
>get a famas
>team is already halfway across the map
>framerate dips every 3 seconds
>go with this guy
>before I knew it, entire team but me and this guy were dead
>we get to CT's side of mid after circling through A tunnels and down mid
>bomb has been planted.wav
>he goes B, I go A
>he kills some dudes at B, I rush to go over
>framerate is still shit
>get to the doors
>see a terrorist
>hopelessly spray with famas
>eventually kill him with my p200
>bomb explodes
>entire team kicks me