>>9739416LOOK INTO THE LOO. LOOK INTO THE WELL OF HISTORY.
WHAT DO YOU SEE? YES. THIS IS POOP. BECAUSE OF IT, YOU NEED TP TO WIPE YOUR ASS.
FROM THOUSANDS OF YEARS, ALL CIVILIZATIONS, RELIGIONS, CULTURES, GREAT WARS AND REVOLUTIONS WERE ACCOMPANIED BY THE ACT OF ASS-WIPING.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND? THE WIPING IS LIFE.
YOU CAN FOOL YOUR FRIEND.
YOU CAN FOOL YOUR FATHER.
YOU CAN FOOL YOUR MOTHER.
YOU CAN EVEN FOOL YOURSELF.
BUT YOU CANNOT FOOL LIFE.
THAT'S HOW I UNDERSTOOD. I UNDERSTOOD I MUST BE THE KING OF TP. AND WITH IT, I WILL BE THE KING OF LIFE ITSLEF.
HE WHO CONTROLS THE TOILET PAPER, CONTROLS THE WASTELANDS.
