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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 07:55:32 No.9743015 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9743019 >>9743023 >>9743026 >>9743027 >>9743030 >>9743033 >>9743035 >>9743041 >>9743043 >>9743050 >>9743055 >>9743061 >>9743067 >>9743072 >>9743075 >>9744430 >>9745221

I've just cleaned my ass with a high pressure water jet and I feel great! I feel clean! Why are board owners suppressing the truth about water superiority to paper in the times of crisis?
I just want to help you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 07:56:54 No.9743016 Report

Quoted By: >>9743017 >>9743021

jesus christ is that what polish toilets actually look like? are polish people shitting in the 19th century?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 07:59:51 No.9743017 Report

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>>9743016
Show your bog. Still using those marine flush valves that never shut off?

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:01:15 No.9743018 Report

Quoted By: >>9743028 >>9743033 >>9743077

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:04:45 No.9743019 Report

Quoted By:

>>9743015
Polish people are spreading ass washing meme so their plumbing jobs are easier

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:04:58 No.9743020 Report

Quoted By: >>9743022

>tfw i tried one the other day

how do still make braplets when you got a full woodie prostate massager

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:07:15 No.9743021 Report

Quoted By: >>9743024

>>9743016
Ok retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:07:35 No.9743022 Report

Quoted By:

>>9743020
What's a braplet?
Also yes, it's good for your penis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:07:36 No.9743023 Report

Quoted By:

>>9743015
I just got my bidet seat in the mail 70 bucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:13:19 No.9743024 Report

Quoted By:

>>9743021
those are public toilets. They are built so that people can just piss in them without having to lift the seats that have been touched by the gross people who take shits in public toilets. While conversely the gross public toilet shitters don't have to wipe as much piss of the seat because if that gap wasn't there we would just piss on it anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:15:47 No.9743025 Report

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bidets were not designed with american size asses in mind

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:16:32 No.9743026 Report

Quoted By:

>>9743015
Post what your toilet looks like after using that fecal redistribution device.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:17:25 No.9743027 Report

Quoted By:

>>9743015
>washes his ass with a water jet
>but no his toilet or bathroom
You're still an animal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:18:16 No.9743028 Report

Quoted By:

>>9743018
add soap to that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:19:08 No.9743029 Report

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How do you even use one? Do you stand and spray all over the place?

Snake your hand and hose under your balls and blast blindly splattering the tank?

How?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:19:36 No.9743030 Report

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>>9743015
I just tell my gf to lick it clean

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:20:20 No.9743031 Report

Quoted By: >>9743032 >>9743034

The water should be filled up to near the top of the bowl

1. Do a shit
2. Flush
3. With the newly clean water, dip your ass int the bowl water
4. Flush again to clean out the residue

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:23:41 No.9743032 Report

Quoted By: >>9743036 >>9743037 >>9743039

>>9743031
Dont you niggers have to worry about snakes climbing through the pipes and shooting up your asshole when you sit on the toilet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:24:11 No.9743033 Report

Quoted By: >>9743040 >>9743042

>>9743015
>>9743018
>spreading shit molecules everywhere instead of containing them to one area and cleaning it up with moist toilet paper
Bidets are as dirty as using dry toilet paper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:24:53 No.9743034 Report

Quoted By:

>>9743031
>australian toilets
what if deres sneyg? :DDD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:24:55 No.9743035 Report

Quoted By: >>9743038

>>9743015
i tried this and it blasted the shit off my ass and up between my balls and between my legs all over the wall in front of me in the bathroom

0/10 would not ass blast again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:25:39 No.9743036 Report

Quoted By: >>9743049

>>9743032
nothin wrong with a bit of sphincter slithers mate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:25:57 No.9743037 Report

Quoted By: >>9743049

>>9743032
yes
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-46996559

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:27:05 No.9743038 Report

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>>9743035
fucking retard
not even I managed to do that when I used it the first time
be careful on the jet, grab your nuts and bend forward to guide the jet

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:27:08 No.9743039 Report

Quoted By:

>>9743032
there's only one snake in my toilet bowl

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:28:20 No.9743040 Report

Quoted By:

>>9743033
>spreading
How?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:28:50 No.9743041 Report

Quoted By:

>>9743015
See? That's what I'm talking about. Toilet paper is a jewish trick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:28:52 No.9743042 Report

Quoted By:

>>9743033
Have fun with a burning asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:30:15 No.9743043 Report

Quoted By:

>>9743015
>not having domestic TP company
those dependant on globalism will suffer this decade

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:30:23 No.9743044 Report

Quoted By: >>9743045 >>9743048 >>9743052

there is no way a bidet is clean, I have used a shower on my arse I have seen the run off and splash zone

there is also no way cold water can scrub your butt oils away, at least with toilet paper it can scrape and absorb

imagine sharing a family shit hose everyone touching it and anus have been splashing back on it

imagine it hitting your balls after someone else used it
imagine other people using it when they come around

room temperature water and shit is a bad idea

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:32:32 No.9743045 Report

Quoted By:

>>9743044
>imagine other people using it when they come around
my cousin thought it was for administering enemas and shoved it right up his ass. we only know this because he complimented us on the enemy hose in the bathroom and started talking about how he wished more people knew about the benefits of enemas.

we uninstalled it the next day and threw it in the trash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:32:38 No.9743046 Report

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HAH LOSERS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:32:42 No.9743047 Report

Quoted By: >>9743051 >>9743060 >>9743064

I use a system that incorporates both paper and water.
>wipe twice with paper to get majority of matter into toilet for flush
>then sit ass over edge of bathtub and manually clean with hot water and soap using hands
>paper check and always comes back spotless
>wash hands with antibacterial soap
There no sprayed shit all over the place from pressure, no skidmarks, no tons of wasted toilet paper. Efficient and clean and doesn't require special hardware and plumbing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:33:32 No.9743048 Report

Quoted By: >>9743054

>>9743044
>there is no way a bidet is clean, I have used a shower on my arse I have seen the run off and splash zone
Depends on the angle

>there is also no way cold water can scrub your butt oils away, at least with toilet paper it can scrape and absorb
you use soap you fucking retard, that dissolves the oils

>imagine sharing a family shit hose everyone touching it and anus have been splashing back on it
lmao so you don't wash your hands after taking a shit? You do the same here, retard

>imagine it hitting your balls after someone else used it
GRAB YOUR NUTS AND HOLD THEM UP FAGGOT

>imagine other people using it when they come around
see above

>room temperature water and shit is a bad idea
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:33:45 No.9743049 Report

Quoted By:

>>9743036
Based
>>9743037
Woman probably liked it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:36:13 No.9743050 Report

Quoted By:

>>9743015
Do you masturbate by injecting water into your bumhole?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:36:17 No.9743051 Report

Quoted By:

>>9743047
>antibacterial soap
anon antibacterial soap is well known to kill almost no germs at all, you are walking around with fecal coliform infested hands all day after doing this autistic ritual

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:36:21 No.9743052 Report

Quoted By:

>>9743044
It's not a full on shower, idiot. And it sounds like you should try cleaning yourself more often. Clean water hitting you anywhere is usually fine.

internet censorship

internet censorship Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:38:20 No.9743053 Report

Quoted By: >>9743056 >>9743057

I live in a share house so I can imagine what would happen to bidet if I attempted to install one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:38:27 No.9743054 Report

Quoted By: >>9743082

>>9743048
>shit
>wipe ass
>its clean
>its going to get the same level of bacteria again from farting or sitting on something then it already has
>get shower at the end of the day

I don't know why you need to bathe your anus in soap everytime when its just going to get oils and crap back when you fart

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:39:17 No.9743055 Report

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>>9743015
Eastern block comrades knows another lifehack aswell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:39:52 No.9743056 Report

Quoted By:

>>9743053
its going to spray spiders everywhere?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:40:25 No.9743057 Report

Quoted By: >>9743059

>>9743053
What would happen?

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:40:53 No.9743058 Report

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I took the bidet pill but is it normal that it makes me hard??

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:41:15 No.9743059 Report

Quoted By: >>9743065

>>9743057
It would be extremely painful

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:41:24 No.9743060 Report

Quoted By:

>>9743047
>There no sprayed shit all over the place from pressure,
that you can see

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:41:30 No.9743061 Report

Quoted By: >>9743069

>>9743015
why would u want a wet ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:41:53 No.9743062 Report

Quoted By: >>9743074

corona is a psyop created by the toilet paper industrial complex (TPID) to push up tp sales

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:42:00 No.9743063 Report

Quoted By: >>9743070

Just plan your shits, I always shit at the end of the day after work and after I shit I wipe off with paper then shower. Shooting water up your bum sounds gay to me to be honest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:42:19 No.9743064 Report

Quoted By: >>9743071

>>9743047
>>then sit ass over edge of bathtub and manually clean with hot water and soap using hands
you wipe your anus with your bare hands?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:42:29 No.9743065 Report

Quoted By: >>9743066

>>9743059
For poo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:43:49 No.9743066 Report

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>>9743065
Imagine if Bane did a runny shit all over the other prisoners when he was climbing up the wall to escape that prison

Chocolate rain haha

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:43:49 No.9743067 Report

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>>9743015
i havent used toilet paper in years because unlike amerisharts who cant control the sudden pressure build up and therefore must release immediately i can wash my ass in the comfort of my home

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:43:53 No.9743068 Report

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...because wiping regularly and then cleaning your ass when you shower is just as good and way less of a literal pain in the ass?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:45:07 No.9743069 Report

Quoted By:

>>9743061
would you wash shit off from your hands with just toilet paper?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:46:21 No.9743070 Report

Quoted By: >>9743073

>>9743063
>I'm scared that being clean will finally pull me out of the closet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:46:42 No.9743071 Report

Quoted By: >>9743080

>>9743064
Yep. I cup my hand under the bath faucet gather a pool of hot water and splash it up my ass. Then I do it again a few more times, progressively applying contact pressure to the crack and clean the whole thing out. After about 6 splashes I shut it off and do a paper check which always comes back perfectly clean. Been doing this for months and there's residue or matter on my bath basin where I sit. This is what happens when you clean your bathroom with bleach biweekly. You can literally have shit water run down your ass and into your bathtub and not have anything develop. It's so simple.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:47:02 No.9743072 Report

Quoted By:

>>9743015
Imagine shitting more because you’re scared. Low T

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:48:46 No.9743073 Report

Quoted By: >>9743078

>>9743070
I bet you are a queer, why have you got to force anal stuff onto everyone else?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:49:04 No.9743074 Report

Quoted By: >>9743078 >>9743079 >>9743081

>>9743062
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:49:35 No.9743075 Report

Quoted By:

>>9743015
WHAT A SHIT THREAD

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:51:18 No.9743076 Report

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>not holding your poo in until your body is forced to break it down a, imagine eating matter just to shit it back out and not using 100% of its energy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:51:30 No.9743077 Report

Quoted By:

>>9743018
I can't imagine why you'd even want to argue against water. Water is the first step in truly cleaning anything in the world. Why would your ass be any different?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:51:31 No.9743078 Report

Quoted By:

>>9743073
>Being clean is "anal stuff"
Man you must be one fruity drink away from servicing dudes at a truck stop.

>>9743074
>1 roll per day
What the hell dude. Are you inserting the whole roll up your butt at once or something?

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:51:37 No.9743079 Report

Quoted By:

>>9743074
>1.460 rolls a year

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:52:41 No.9743080 Report

Quoted By: >>9743396

>>9743071
so you're scraping your ass shit out with your fingers, that's pretty filthy imo, are you a pajeet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:53:21 No.9743081 Report

Quoted By:

>>9743074
based pastaposter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 08:55:59 No.9743082 Report

Quoted By:

>>9743054
>be you
>has to shit
>shits
>"oh noes, no more TP :'( "
>be me
>has to shit
>"lol who needs to spend $30 a year on TP"

also, it's much faster to clean your ass than TP, you don't even have to shave your ass like a faggot.
if you have diarrhea, this is far superior.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eyDxj3Hf Sat 14 Mar 2020 09:11:35 No.9743396 Report

Quoted By:

>>9743080
So when you take a shower after a long day of hard work, with all the shit particles smeared in your ass crack mixed with sweat and dirt, how do you clean your ass? How do you do it in the shower? Do you not use soap back there? Do you think just standing under the water is enough? You don't use your hands to apply the soap in between there? And you think this is different to me using my hands to clean my ass with soap and water directly after wiping away 90% of the residue from taking a shit? You think it's more clean and hygienic to not do this at all and leave that 10% festering away in your ass crack all day? Fuck off buddy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YttiXUAw Sat 14 Mar 2020 12:22:13 No.9744430 Report

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>>9743015

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>>9743015

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