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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 01:55:10 No.9763288 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9763290 >>9763291 >>9763292 >>9763293 >>9763294 >>9763295 >>9763298 >>9763299 >>9763302 >>9763582 >>9763717 >>9763735 >>9763795 >>9765911

Fuck guys. I think I have Corona. Wat do. I don’t have a doctor. I’m not trolling anymore. I need help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 01:56:03 No.9763289 Report

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Crack it open and drink it :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 01:56:05 No.9763290 Report

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>>9763288
Call the local urgent care clinic, ask them how to proceed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 01:56:26 No.9763291 Report

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>>9763288
You'll be fine
https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-death-rates-by-age-south-korea

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 01:56:36 No.9763292 Report

Quoted By: >>9763300 >>9763725 >>9763737

>>9763288
If you are below 60 and do not suffer from any respiratory diseases, you’re chance of dying is 0.2%. I hope you make it anon. Stay safe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 01:56:58 No.9763293 Report

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>>9763288
call a hospital dumbass

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 01:57:08 No.9763294 Report

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>>9763288
Call the CDC

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 01:57:29 No.9763295 Report

Quoted By: >>9763300

>>9763288
If you’re not an old fuck it’s literally just the flu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 01:58:19 No.9763296 Report

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spread it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 01:58:24 No.9763297 Report

Quoted By: >>9763300 >>9764178

I have it. Till now its even weaker than the flu. Im 23 btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 01:58:39 No.9763298 Report

Quoted By: >>9763300

>>9763288
It's just a flu, relax

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 01:59:22 No.9763299 Report

Quoted By: >>9763301

>>9763288

What makes you think that? Anyway, just embrace it, sit at home, take meds to manage & get better.

You can't avoid people forever & for those under 50, its literally just the flu bro (or less). Unless you're an aids fag.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 02:00:02 No.9763300 Report

Quoted By: >>9763303

>>9763292
>>9763295
>>9763297
>>9763298
But I have preexisting conditions....
Not fat and not a boomer

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 02:00:28 No.9763301 Report

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>>9763299
Not a faggot either

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 02:01:47 No.9763302 Report

Quoted By: >>9763304

>>9763288
Follow proper /pol/ procedure

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 02:02:08 No.9763303 Report

Quoted By: >>9763740 >>9763838

>>9763300
Asthma?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 02:03:07 No.9763304 Report

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>>9763302
Ha! Maybe when I recover, iirc, you are still contagious for a short period after symptoms go away

Mono

Mono ID:mDifRqiY Mon 16 Mar 2020 02:08:14 No.9763530 Report

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Quit overreacting.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DIw5h0A6 Mon 16 Mar 2020 02:15:26 No.9763582 Report

Quoted By: >>9765897

>>9763288
Go lick every doorknob and toilet seat in a 15 mile radius.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wXXxNgwD Mon 16 Mar 2020 02:50:03 No.9763717 Report

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>>9763288
Most people get it lightly. A couple days ago I played vidya with a guy that had corona, and all his family got it too. It's a bad flu with short breath and a lot of throat soreness and coughing.

20% of cases become serious and get you pneumonia.

If you have other respiratory system deficits (asthma) you might be fucked, yes.

Stay at home. Rest. Warn the authorities as prescribed by your country. If you have no issued instructions from your government, may god have mercy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wXXxNgwD Mon 16 Mar 2020 02:52:20 No.9763725 Report

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>>9763292
But he's in America, so if he gets pneumonia and has to spend 1-2 weeks in intensive care, he's going to have his life ruined by the bills anyways.

rip friend
it was a good run

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gGXZMWQ9 Mon 16 Mar 2020 02:55:43 No.9763735 Report

Quoted By: >>9763741

>>9763288
Relax. Go to the local places blacks, hispanics and gays hang out. Maybe give some cash to homeless people. Use public toilets. And pass out homemade cookies outside the DMV. Hell just sit in the DMV for a few hours. If you can, visit someone in prison. After all that you will have made a positive impact on the world and can die happy.

Then grab Vitamin D (take with food), Vitamin C (take with water) and a zinc rich multivitamin (take with food). And rest. You want to be eating regularly, drinking maybe too much water and wrapping yourself in blankets.

Also look at the pic, if you get a lot of points then you might want to see a doctor.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5oM2+bNT Mon 16 Mar 2020 02:56:05 No.9763737 Report

Quoted By: >>9763750

>>9763292
yeah well is that statistic based on only those who self treated? or does it take into account people who went to the hospital?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5oM2+bNT Mon 16 Mar 2020 02:56:26 No.9763740 Report

Quoted By:

>>9763303
HIV

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gGXZMWQ9 Mon 16 Mar 2020 02:56:46 No.9763741 Report

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>>9763735
But really, you should be fine and try not to spread it. The slower this thing moves the less damage it will do.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wXXxNgwD Mon 16 Mar 2020 02:58:23 No.9763750 Report

Quoted By: >>9763772

>>9763737
Statistics based on people who die of respiratory failure after hospitalization and test positive to coronavirus, mostly.

There's a big % (I can't find the number, it's 20% ish) that requires assisted respiration due to a very bad pneumonia. About 30% of such cases are younger people. Meaning that if you don't get assisted respiration, you die.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5oM2+bNT Mon 16 Mar 2020 03:05:48 No.9763772 Report

Quoted By: >>9763782

>>9763750
Ah I misread, I thought OP said he wasn't going to go to the hospital before

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wXXxNgwD Mon 16 Mar 2020 03:08:10 No.9763782 Report

Quoted By: >>9763789 >>9763790

>>9763772
Eh there's no real statistic for not going to the hospital I think because in general if you get pneumonia you get treated in all other countries.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5oM2+bNT Mon 16 Mar 2020 03:12:09 No.9763789 Report

Quoted By: >>9763819

>>9763782
Yeah thats true. How has it been over there? My area is just starting to have cases show up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kE8PLwCS Mon 16 Mar 2020 03:12:52 No.9763790 Report

Quoted By: >>9763871

>>9763782
>hurr ppl in US don’t get treated cuz healthcare bad
That’s not how it works.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xpE/d29I Mon 16 Mar 2020 03:14:01 No.9763795 Report

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>>9763288
Go to Mar-a-Lago
Phlegm in sandwich bags. Trebuchet them onto the grounds. Be hailed a hero right before you get shot. No more Heiniken Virus worries!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wXXxNgwD Mon 16 Mar 2020 03:24:12 No.9763819 Report

Quoted By: >>9763860

>>9763789
The first hotspots are clearing up and we're expecting the peak in 3-4 days. It's full quarantine but some people still sneak around... In general if everyone stays at home (except work) and pays extra attention to hygiene, it's over in a month or two, from the looks of it.

But it has been bad. Yesterday the hardest hit area had 20 beds left in intensive care, today a new facility for 300 beds has been opened. We might be okay. Spain is super fucked though, they had big crowds and events until less than a week ago. Now they got +2000 cases in a day.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hgg7wpUA Mon 16 Mar 2020 03:31:16 No.9763838 Report

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>>9763303
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5oM2+bNT Mon 16 Mar 2020 03:43:42 No.9763860 Report

Quoted By: >>9763884

>>9763819
Thats scary, only 20 beds left. Hoping you guys are able to overcome it soon. Here there's already issues with people not staying quarantined after being infected. There's a lot of older people especially who are stubborn who view the whole thing as a joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hgg7wpUA Mon 16 Mar 2020 03:47:18 No.9763871 Report

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>>9763790
yeah it is

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wXXxNgwD Mon 16 Mar 2020 03:53:11 No.9763884 Report

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>>9763860
Yep the older people thing is common. A lot have been caught going around. Best one was a couple going on vacation from the hardest hit town, getting past roadblocks and then going to the hospital when they felt sick, quarantining all staff they got near.

But the irony is that if beds run out, it's their ass the first to be left to die.

Really this whole corona virus thing wouldn't be a problem had we been just sensible about it from the start. All it would have taken was shutting down major events and crowds for a couple of weeks, duh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hbR13SHZ Mon 16 Mar 2020 07:11:32 No.9764178 Report

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>>9763297
What the hell anon, wherever you are, how many cases you know just in your social circle?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4eQMamGw Mon 16 Mar 2020 13:29:35 No.9765897 Report

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>>9763582
>lick every doorknob
Do Americans really?

KingNigger

KingNigger ID:p5bzb7Il Mon 16 Mar 2020 13:31:57 No.9765911 Report

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>>9763288
if you have good immune system you are fine

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