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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:34:39 No.9764621 View View Reply Original Report

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GUYS I'M SICK AS A FUCKING DOG THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMMY HELP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:35:34 No.9764622 Report

Quoted By: >>9764626 >>9764628

Anon I....

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:36:36 No.9764623 Report

Quoted By: >>9764628

>>9764621
Sucked in mullato

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:36:54 No.9764624 Report

Quoted By: >>9764627 >>9764628

>>9764621
Are you a boomer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:37:15 No.9764625 Report

Quoted By: >>9764628

>>9764621
Post stream of you dying

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:38:19 No.9764626 Report

Quoted By: >>9764628 >>9764677

>>9764622
FUCK YOU NIGGER. THIS IS LEGIT SCARY AS FUCK.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:40:28 No.9764627 Report

Quoted By: >>9764664 >>9764673

>>9764624
no but I sure feel like one rn. can't catch my breath and constantly coughing shit up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:41:34 No.9764628 Report

Quoted By: >>9764635 >>9764655

>>9764621
>>9764622
>>9764623
>>9764624
>>9764625
>>9764626
every single person being afraid of the beer virus needs to commit suicide, kill themselves, and stop wasting my oxygen.
i am not joking, i really wish for all of you to end your sad, pathetic, gullible lives.
end it.
finish it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:43:26 No.9764629 Report

Quoted By: >>9764640

As sick as this dog?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:45:39 No.9764630 Report

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>>9764621
90% of the posts on this board, are fearporn. If you fell for the memes. Stop. Look at South Korea. If you are relatively healthy. Those are your chances. If you feel too sick. Alert your doctor.
You are insanely likey to survive this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:46:52 No.9764631 Report

Quoted By: >>9764638

>>9764621
AH SHIT HE COULD CONTAMINATE THE WHOLE BOARD WE NEED TO QUARANTINE THIS THREAD NOW! GET OUT THE BLEACH SPRAYERS AND START DISINFECTING.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:47:36 No.9764632 Report

Quoted By: >>9764634

OP show temperature and time stamp.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:49:25 No.9764633 Report

Quoted By: >>9764636

Psst... Hey OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:49:48 No.9764634 Report

Quoted By: >>9764643

>>9764632
I second this I want know how old you are and how you feel besides sick asa dog. I had swine flu and couldn’t even fap is it that bad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:51:04 No.9764635 Report

Quoted By: >>9764637

>>9764628
Polish filth

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:52:22 No.9764636 Report

Quoted By: >>9764662 >>9764675

>>9764633
What are you doing about it anon do you think you guys are in for it now? will you just get “herd immunity” and style all over it. I’m in texas and we are dandy for now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:52:50 No.9764637 Report

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>>9764635
i can help you find a fun, cool way to kill yourself.
just because you're retarded doesnt mean you need to suffer.
kill yourself.
finish your life today.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:53:36 No.9764638 Report

Quoted By: >>9764639 >>9764642 >>9764645

>>9764631
Digits gets you immunity

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:54:04 No.9764639 Report

Quoted By: >>9764674

>>9764638
Fuck yea

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:54:36 No.9764640 Report

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>>9764629
I must admit that doggo is pretty sick, dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:54:45 No.9764641 Report

Quoted By:

>>9764621

Are you an old Boomer over 25?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:55:35 No.9764642 Report

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>>9764638
I already got doubles so I'm ok

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:55:55 No.9764643 Report

Quoted By: >>9764648 >>9764649 >>9764653 >>9764659

>>9764634
34. Can't take temp because like an idiot I didn't buy a thermometer. I don't feel like I have a fever though. What is freaking me the fuck out is my lungs are burning and even thought I'm breathing in and out as normal, I feel super out of breath and I keep coughing up gunk. I've never had the flu afaik but I did have rhino/entervirus last year and it took me like four months to beat it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:56:29 No.9764644 Report

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>>9764621
c ya

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:57:21 No.9764645 Report

Quoted By: >>9764651 >>9764654 >>9764657

>>9764638
digits for death lets go

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:57:36 No.9764646 Report

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Go coof in a synagogue

Hans

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Hans Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:57:46 No.9764647 Report

Quoted By: >>9764650 >>9764656

Brother.
Make sure to drink a lot.
Take vitamin c and d, any citrus fruits for that matter, or squeeze a lemon into your tea.
Give your body the weapons to fight. You will get through this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:57:47 No.9764648 Report

Quoted By: >>9764661

>>9764643
kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:57:58 No.9764649 Report

Quoted By: >>9764661

>>9764643
go to the doc

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:58:20 No.9764650 Report

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>>9764647
you need to commit suicide.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:58:25 No.9764651 Report

Quoted By:

>>9764645
goddammit maybe next time

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:58:36 No.9764652 Report

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Came down with something today after stocking up. Throat is hurting and my chest feels weird, not coughing a lot though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:59:19 No.9764653 Report

Quoted By: >>9764661

>>9764643
I call this a LARP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:59:48 No.9764654 Report

Quoted By:

>>9764645
RIP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 09:59:55 No.9764655 Report

Quoted By: >>9764658

>>9764628
This guy will be running to the ER as soon as he starts coughing and then be super upset when they send him home because he is such a useless idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 10:00:02 No.9764656 Report

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>>9764647
This. Hot steam will help, too, like a nice hot shower to help loosen up more gunk. Set yourself up in a nice armchair and don’t even try to sleep lying down, just makes the coughing worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 10:00:21 No.9764657 Report

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>>9764645
F-
>checks flag
S

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 10:03:34 No.9764658 Report

Quoted By:

>>9764655
yes, you retarded fuckwads will be running to he hospital when you sneeze.
like i said before, you all need to kill youselves.
please commit suicide.
i can help you with it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 10:03:47 No.9764659 Report

Quoted By: >>9764666

>>9764643
Dang dude I’m 29 and I feel healthy as fuck but my work manager at Dave and busters in San Antonio (the one at crossroads for you sa bro’s) was sick as fuck today but she didn’t go home because she was closing tonight if she went home another manager would have to have stayed of corse no one wanted to stay so she just stayed in the back PLACING THE PLATES ON THE TRAYS for me to run them out all while coughing and sneezing all over the food I was actually getting nervous I asked the other manager why isn’t she gone yet and that’s when he told me because she’s the closer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 10:04:22 No.9764660 Report

Quoted By:

>>9764621
Just don't die. You have at least 18 years of experience doing it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 10:05:27 No.9764661 Report

Quoted By: >>9764668

>>9764648
no u

>>9764653
I wish

>>9764649
that's another thing about this that is scary, a hospital is about the last place you want to be right now. If you didn't have a nasty sickness when you walked in, you probably will when you walk out. ER rooms are full of little kids and clueless geezers coughing all over everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 10:05:36 No.9764662 Report

Quoted By: >>9764670

>>9764636
Business wise I run a private hire firm doing mainly trips to and from the airport - over 300 cancellations this week, so i'm almost forced to self isolate.

As far as herd immunity goes, that seems to be a gamble played out exclusively with the lives of the NPCs who are still attending mass gatherings / using public transport / queuing for toilet roll.

I'm happy to isolate for two - three weeks, after which we'll all be able to reassess the situation based on the result from the NPC experiment.

Either way, i'm not convinced by the idea of "it's inevitable that you're going to get it, so lets not fight it".

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 10:06:02 No.9764663 Report

Quoted By: >>9764678

>>9764621
I'm only worried about the pneumonia, organ failure, and neurological damage. I think I have it but it really feels like the mildest flu of all time. Nonexistent cough, zero fever, and some shortness of breath. Been like this since March 6th. If this is it, then there's nothing to worry about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 10:06:42 No.9764664 Report

Quoted By:

>>9764627
F

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 10:06:52 No.9764665 Report

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Go to all the stores and start infecting people pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 10:08:51 No.9764666 Report

Quoted By: >>9764676

>>9764659
if this shit doesn't kill me your run on sentences will. thanks man. and yea pple need to learn about GOING THE FUCK HOME when they're sick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 10:10:22 No.9764667 Report

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>>9764621
My son, father, brother and wife are all sick as dogs with all the symptoms and they refuse to test them, this isn't funny anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 10:10:36 No.9764668 Report

Quoted By: >>9764679

>>9764661
>If you didn't have a nasty sickness when you walked in, you probably will when you walk out.
If you already got the wuflu , you already got it . Go to the ER and get an IV and shit .

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 10:11:35 No.9764669 Report

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You all need to kill youselves.
Do your families a favour, and stop wasting their oxygen.
Commit suicides, today.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 10:11:43 No.9764670 Report

Quoted By:

>>9764662
That’s a good plan buddy I’m not lucky enough for that I got to make money to pay my bills my work already said if we shut down we won’t get paid so I’m just going to work until I’m no longer aloud too. All the fools buying toilet paper and eggs and milk are idiots I got the vitamins the fruits the herbal tea i honestly think it’s already here I’m just going to try to be as comfy as possible and watch the people panic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 10:11:59 No.9764671 Report

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>>9764621
do you have any proofs?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 10:12:03 No.9764672 Report

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>>9764621
you worried yourself sick

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 10:12:17 No.9764673 Report

Quoted By:

>>9764627
RIP, show pics op

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 10:13:13 No.9764674 Report

Quoted By:

>>9764639
Damn this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 10:13:31 No.9764675 Report

Quoted By:

>>9764636
The herd immunity thing is getting some serious backlash
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/mar/15/epidemiologist-britain-herd-immunity-coronavirus-covid-19

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 10:14:16 No.9764676 Report

Quoted By:

>>9764666
Grammars for educated people my dude not my filthy brown ass good luck bro I’m out of this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 10:14:47 No.9764677 Report

Quoted By:

>>9764621
>>9764626
RIP. i wish i could say "we told you so" to your face but i guess ill have to say it here. we told you so, nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 10:17:53 No.9764678 Report

Quoted By: >>9764680

>>9764663
>kinda tickly cough for a few days eh i smoke spliff all day its a nothingburger
>one day of lungs feeling like i smoked a pack of american spirit blacks
>this dry ass cough is getting annoying af
>no fever, kinda off spacy feeling now and again
if this is corona it will be fucking impossible to keep people indoors, you'd get fired for staying home this "sick"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 10:20:05 No.9764679 Report

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>>9764668
do not fucking do this. even if you're a sociopath you're more likely to get an antibiotic resistant infection in hospital and die of that than corona, unless you're a boomer (and possibly even then)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2020 10:22:09 No.9764680 Report

Quoted By: >>9764728

>>9764678
I told my manager I'm sick and not coming in, per what they TOLD us to do if we get sick during this thing, and that motherfucker is not responding to me. So now I feel like I did something wrong.

KingNigger

KingNigger ID:j/hMbRO6 Mon 16 Mar 2020 10:45:50 No.9764728 Report

Quoted By:

>>9764680
arent you allowed 14 days sick leave

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