>>9764694Ok fellow /pol/lacks I'll
Give you the same Pro-tip I give /out/ every once n awhile there is a "HOW do you poop out in the woods?" Thread.
Get a channel-lock pliers. The one with the sliding jaw, you know the one. Comes in different length handles.
Grip a small wad of paper and use to wipe ur butthole after a shit.
It takes some practice but it will become more natural, like an extension of your hand and fingers.
This eliminates the waste of toilet paper. You will probably use like 10% of whatever you use now for a shit. More efficient wipe instead of continually smearing shit on your ass and fingers. This technique is very clean.
Which brings up the other point, you never touch your ass or contact your feces. Your hand and fingers stay clean. This in turn saves water and soap. Which is a larger concern when you are hiking with limited water supply for drinking, cooking and cleaning.
Also the channel lock pliers act as a tool to grip things you would need a wrench for in jiff.
The pliers in 12" handles can also be used as a club to beat up some hobo trying to steal your toilet paper or food. Try it out
