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Anonymous ID:wWrk2MY0 Sat 10 Jun 2017 19:58:26 No.977910 View View Reply Original Report

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>*BOOM BOOM CRASH*

>FREEZE SHOW ME YOUR HANDS
>FIND THE HARD DRIVE

wat do?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LlAIh1/P Sat 10 Jun 2017 20:00:04 No.977925 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KrSsA+J+ Sat 10 Jun 2017 20:00:48 No.977938 Report

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>>977910
Start flushing the frog collection down the toilet. Barricade the door.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jZL2jqfX Sat 10 Jun 2017 20:01:03 No.977941 Report

Quoted By: >>977970 >>978109

>>977910
*teleport behind them after destroying my cp and stolen credit card info I have stored on my computer*
*unstheath katana*
"Heh not so fast, officiers"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cUEntfo1 Sat 10 Jun 2017 20:01:06 No.977942 Report

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Carefully analyze the situation, consider all available information, then break my false tooth and ingest the cyanide capsule

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fNhvL6DA Sat 10 Jun 2017 20:01:40 No.977948 Report

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Sue for damages when they find 900 pictures of my cute daughter and some dusty unplayed Steam games.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:B+QYO4sr Sat 10 Jun 2017 20:02:25 No.977954 Report

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>>977910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnKuATDRsBs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RC0ljxPG Sat 10 Jun 2017 20:02:30 No.977957 Report

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>>977910
Try to communicate with my broken spoken english while being confused as to why these fuckers invaded my house.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cA/cFa2L Sat 10 Jun 2017 20:02:32 No.977958 Report

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Smash my phone because I'm a mobilefag.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RC0ljxPG Sat 10 Jun 2017 20:03:15 No.977970 Report

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>>977941

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9InkrSEu Sat 10 Jun 2017 20:04:43 No.977985 Report

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>>977910
but officer, i was behind 7 proxies...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wWrk2MY0 Sat 10 Jun 2017 20:05:50 No.978001 Report

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>>977985
>MORE LIKE 7 LAYERS OF CONCRETE AFTER WE THROW YOUR ASS IN THE SLAMMER

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/3Nmq895 Sat 10 Jun 2017 20:07:38 No.978029 Report

Quoted By: >>978048 >>978168

>>977910
Well I would be pretty surprised if someone break into my house and say something in english because hearing english speech in russia is pretty rare. I would just say Bы ктo нaхyй тaкиe cyкa блять?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jZL2jqfX Sat 10 Jun 2017 20:08:32 No.978048 Report

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>>978029
>You saying that to FSB

Lol okay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bcDWEeTG Sat 10 Jun 2017 20:08:46 No.978052 Report

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The worst thing they would find is slsk.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v68sKFQS Sat 10 Jun 2017 20:09:54 No.978072 Report

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>>977910
confess that I hacked the US election and left evidence it was Russia.
get let go because America could never admit it was protected by bias and stupid cucks
start a war in the middle east

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9InkrSEu Sat 10 Jun 2017 20:10:20 No.978075 Report

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>>977910
let them have it lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sQdBsJ4q Sat 10 Jun 2017 20:12:06 No.978099 Report

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>>977910
Unless they have very varied taste in music and hentai there won't be much of interest so it's cool

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8Z2h8Mqg Sat 10 Jun 2017 20:12:39 No.978109 Report

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>>977941
>stolen credit card info
Mind sharing some, pal?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:e6ZlNZym Sat 10 Jun 2017 20:17:02 No.978162 Report

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>>977910
It's time to kick gum and chew ass and we're all out of ass

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8Z2h8Mqg Sat 10 Jun 2017 20:17:28 No.978168 Report

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>>978029
MHE БЛЯ ДBEPЬ ЗAПИЛИ!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0BsBbvWR Sat 10 Jun 2017 20:20:52 No.978211 Report

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>>977910
I have a taser in my that I made with some parts that I bought off eBay.
>Tasers are illegal here
When popos came I simply taser the whole NAS to ashes or thorw it into microwave.
No one is stealing my 2d loli wallpapers..

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fNhvL6DA Sat 10 Jun 2017 21:58:35 No.979528 Report

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>>978211
>tasers are illegal here
wew lad. Do you have to use sporks instead of forks too?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8XeSa8zU Sat 10 Jun 2017 21:59:12 No.979533 Report

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>>977910
>gets arrested for downloading MST3K

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PG7ZHRaW Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:00:09 No.979543 Report

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>>977910
>2017
>not using SSD

Your move, Law-man.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TtGxIWKb Sun 11 Jun 2017 01:11:05 No.981591 Report

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Nah officers go ahead, and after you find nothing I'm making sure ya all get whats coming in court later.
As for a hint that arab guy down the road has been acting jumpy lately

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3mTfEzUH Sun 11 Jun 2017 01:16:02 No.981629 Report

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>>977910
The absolute worst thing I have saved on my computer is a screenshot of a Trump autist screeching racist shit on twitter, so I'm good.

Also, who is retarded enough to save porn on his hard drive?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vMFxIJrV Sun 11 Jun 2017 01:17:13 No.981639 Report

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>>977910
>Exit 4chan tab
>incognito tab
>trash meme folder
>call cops on the cops because they have no proof of whatever wrongdoing I did, which seems retarded when you were doing nothing in the first place
>profit

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:nlgyBJCa Sun 11 Jun 2017 01:17:51 No.981644 Report

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POINT ME FAGGOTS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qfVooRzt Sun 11 Jun 2017 01:22:19 No.981687 Report

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>>977910
Isn't it obvious? I would gun them down with my sweet stash of weapons I've collected over the years.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Wne3rgzD Sun 11 Jun 2017 01:23:47 No.981706 Report

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>>977910
Call in my squadron of international mercenaries to wreck their asses.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:L2FNmFq3 Sun 11 Jun 2017 01:24:29 No.981712 Report

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>>977910

NO STEP ON SNEK!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iDMDT7oi Sun 11 Jun 2017 01:26:15 No.981731 Report

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Ask them why the hell they're here without any proof that I did something wrong, if they give a clever excuse I just hand over one of my drives that's new, probem solved

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