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Anonymous ID:jqbtFD6j Sat 10 Jun 2017 21:12:21 No.978926 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>979031 >>979051 >>979785 >>979974

>Be American
>Be fat
>Get shoot
>Hospital bill $600000000000000000
>Be poor
>Wife fucked by nigger
>Not even rape

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Anonymous ID:/uSZfLoH Sat 10 Jun 2017 21:18:26 No.979031 Report

Quoted By: >>979087

>>978926
>be british
>let mahmood and his buddies in
>Truckofpeace.jpgx3
>manchester
>DurkaDurkaAllahuAckbar.exe
>send in helicopter to party because they were playing "racist song"
>arrest everyone
>mahmood has explosive laughter
>yfw britistan is better than USA

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Anonymous ID:JCMdBIhP Sat 10 Jun 2017 21:20:31 No.979051 Report

Quoted By:

>>978926
kek this one made me laugh so hard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jqbtFD6j Sat 10 Jun 2017 21:23:00 No.979087 Report

Quoted By: >>979184

>>979031
9/11

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Anonymous ID:orOHBr3R Sat 10 Jun 2017 21:31:21 No.979184 Report

Quoted By: >>979255

>>979087
Remember to always brush your teeth!

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Anonymous ID:jqbtFD6j Sat 10 Jun 2017 21:37:20 No.979255 Report

Quoted By: >>979819

>>979184
I'll take tips from you Cletus!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l6ZXrtnc Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:21:51 No.979771 Report

Quoted By: >>979782

>be briatish
>get autism

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DjJQYF8x Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:23:27 No.979782 Report

Quoted By: >>980943

>>979771
weak

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Anonymous ID:ejrdf38Y Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:23:41 No.979785 Report

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>>978926
Youre english is progressing nicely Mohammad!! Really proud of you. So how many cities have you forced Sharia on this week? Lets get those numbers up champ. Remember, stab below the knee, and impregnate as many white women as possible

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DVQ/nSTE Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:27:19 No.979816 Report

Quoted By: >>979843 >>979848 >>979920

>be american
>get diabetes from air
>have heart attack
>go to hospital
>tip ambulance drivers
>tip doctors
>leave hospital
>see health bill
>have another heart attack

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Anonymous ID:eNg33kjY Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:27:30 No.979819 Report

Quoted By:

>>979255
7/7
well played lad.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/uSZfLoH Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:30:23 No.979843 Report

Quoted By:

>>979816
>be british
>convert to islam
>get money and legal immunity
>allahuackbar.jpg
>72 virgins

damn, you brits have it so good

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2ngfyeFH Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:30:46 No.979848 Report

Quoted By: >>979871

>>979816
>be british
>get knifed
>go to hospital
>have NHS system hacked by ransomware
>die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DVQ/nSTE Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:31:56 No.979871 Report

Quoted By:

>>979848
kek'd, well played

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kVx5nzwR Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:36:04 No.979920 Report

Quoted By: >>979952

>>979816
>be british
>fight off knife wielding daygos with spoon
>Wiltshire sterling steel dessert spoon
>handed down father to son
>used against Zulus prajeets and damn colonials
>get shot by police

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Anonymous ID:vpSs0pmt Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:37:30 No.979936 Report

Quoted By: >>979979 >>979988 >>980063

>Be American
>Get shot
>Go to Dr. Shekelstein
>$20000 bill to fix
>Forget to tip
>Clap
>Doctor shoots me
>Doctor claps
>Die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/uSZfLoH Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:38:39 No.979952 Report

Quoted By: >>980010

>>979920
>shot by police

dont you mean "coerced into arrest"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QbzYHEa7 Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:40:03 No.979974 Report

Quoted By:

>>978926
>be britbong
>get stabbed
>get blown up
>get run over

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/uSZfLoH Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:40:20 No.979979 Report

Quoted By:

>>979936
>be leaf
>strong gust of wind
>flies away
>gets stuck to maple tree
>is happy because is one with the syrup

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2ngfyeFH Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:41:14 No.979988 Report

Quoted By: >>980006

>>979936
>be canadian
>get gangraped by followers of The Religion of Peace TM
>go to police
>tell them about what took place
>tell them that they were all muslims
>get arrested for Islamophobia
>get gangraped in prison by The Religion of Peace once more
>forcedcoversion.png
>10 yrs later, you are released.
>as an honorary peace follower, you join in the local gangrape
>join ISIS
>get nobel peace prize
the end

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vpSs0pmt Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:42:25 No.980006 Report

Quoted By: >>980042

>>979988
>10 years
You don't even get 10 years for manslaughter here, you might get two, three tops.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kVx5nzwR Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:42:42 No.980010 Report

Quoted By:

>>979952
I heard the arm almost 12% of them now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2ngfyeFH Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:45:23 No.980042 Report

Quoted By:

>>980006
That's the part you care about... You don't care that you would be arrested for "hate speech". Even if I am incorrect, the fact that you would correct me on the exact sentencing for it rather than whether or not it takes place is hilarious. You keep on being you, leaf.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kVx5nzwR Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:46:38 No.980063 Report

Quoted By: >>980252

>>979936
>be Canadian
>visit London
>get run over by van of peace
>'but i'm on your side'
>die
>blow away

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2ngfyeFH Sat 10 Jun 2017 23:02:18 No.980252 Report

Quoted By: >>980405

>>980063
>be Australian
>get cucked by emu
>die from skin cancer

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Anonymous ID:MUZ7fwLZ Sat 10 Jun 2017 23:16:11 No.980405 Report

Quoted By: >>980541

>>980252
>be amerifat
>Use supermarket carts to get around
>Get to school and be bullied at school for being fat, loser, and Virgin.
>Think of a way to commit suicide for not having money to pay for bariatric surgery.
>listen 'Pumped up Kicks'
>Get killed by a psycho student

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2ngfyeFH Sat 10 Jun 2017 23:27:57 No.980541 Report

Quoted By:

>>980405
>be favelafag
>get addicted to cocaine
>get shot in a shoot out
>go to crappy socialized healthcare
>die in the queue

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xWkyfZxs Sat 10 Jun 2017 23:57:32 No.980943 Report

Quoted By:

>>979782
you had to be there

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